Today, I'm a host at a restaurant. We had a birthday party for a couple of 15 year old boys and their friends. I went to clean the bathroom at the end of my shift and discovered cake everywhere, including all over the urinal. They were even nice enough to draw a smiley on the mirror with icing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a birthday party and got my face rubbed in cake. When I came out of the restroom having washed my face, I noticed one of the girls going in. Just to be nice, I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?" She said no, that was just her make-up. FML
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
Today, my friends, led by my best friend, threw me a surprise party. Bearing a cake, they all happily yelled, "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" by suddenly barging in… through the bathroom door. I was on the toilet, in the middle of taking a dump. FML
Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML
Today, as a restaurant hostess, I fell into the fountain at work while carrying a high chair in front of several large parties, who all promptly laughed at me. We were so busy, I had to stay and finish my shift soaking wet. FML
Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML
Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me, so when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML
Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML
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livgasms 4
urinal cake lol
sheenamaedc09 0
I've seen a used, bloody period pad stuck on the door of the public restroom stall. they were also nice enough to slap the walls with it. I think I'll take the cake..
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Comments (132)
iAmScrubs 19
Nobody should waste cake in that manor. I should notify the cake police to do an investigation. If you don't mind, could I come to the restaurant and do a little DNA testing?
DrIDGAF 7
Change your name to iAmAScrub
Tennispro349 2
I sure hope that 11 was not trying to be funny.
Amrel 10
So did you see them take cake to the restroom?
sheenamaedc09 0
I've seen a used, bloody period pad stuck on the door of the public restroom stall. they were also nice enough to slap the walls with it. I think I'll take the cake..
MrSexyPants 14
People are nasty.
skylerXx 6
They definitely had one hell of a birthday party.
crazychick1269 7
true that!
Mythekos 0
Critics these days, can't even appreciate improvised art.
Penn2894 6
The first time I read this, I thought they had fun with the urinal cakes instead of an actual cake. With that in mind, uhh, it could've been worse?
ImmortalRiot 1
What?
stroudie94 9
Be glad it wasn't shit.
sydneyaval 9
were u desperate enough to lick the cake off of the bathroom appliances?
Xero3g 5
At the local community center, that story happened verbatim. Except instead of cake it was shit. And instead of a smiley face it was a swastika.
CloudEnvy 17
Heh. Vaguely verbatim.
saIty 17
When I hosted a 15 year old birthday party I witnessed the most horrific event ever. A 58 year old overweight grown ass man jumping out a cake, in a diaper, holding an arrowing aiming for my forehead.