Today, I'm a host at a restaurant. We had a birthday party for a couple of 15 year old boys and their friends. I went to clean the bathroom at the end of my shift and discovered cake everywhere, including all over the urinal. They were even nice enough to draw a smiley on the mirror with icing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a birthday party and got my face rubbed in cake. When I came out of the restroom having washed my face, I noticed one of the girls going in. Just to be nice, I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?" She said no, that was just her make-up. FML
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
Today, my friends, led by my best friend, threw me a surprise party. Bearing a cake, they all happily yelled, "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" by suddenly barging in… through the bathroom door. I was on the toilet, in the middle of taking a dump. FML
Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML
Today, as a restaurant hostess, I fell into the fountain at work while carrying a high chair in front of several large parties, who all promptly laughed at me. We were so busy, I had to stay and finish my shift soaking wet. FML
Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML
Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me, so when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML
Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML
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livgasms 4
urinal cake lol
sheenamaedc09 0
I've seen a used, bloody period pad stuck on the door of the public restroom stall. they were also nice enough to slap the walls with it. I think I'll take the cake..
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IndigoAcrylic 9
Looks like they just had little 'after party' in the men's room and they were just nice enough to leave you a party favor. ;D
Froyoz 0
Awww, how nice of them. Next time you should take some food and throw it at there cars. Then, draw an epic face on the window. You win!
Journiexo 18
And get fired
bitchesbecrazy2 4
You sure it was all cake icing and not just the result if what they did to each other after the party mixed in with some good aim?
crazychick1269 7
Dude you can seriously get busted for that pic!!!! lol
bitchesbecrazy2 4
* of what they did to each other
krysxkatastrophe 14
******' kids these days...
duckman9 55
you've said it sister! Another reason why I refuse to have kids... God knows how they might turn up, when considering the genes they'll receive...
Buttsexpirate 9
Go grab them and rub their faces in it saying "No!"
hammie27 3
At least it was only cake...could've been worse!
DownWithSebster 9
Why does the host have to clean the bathroom? Don't they hire people for that?
sheenamaedc09 0
I agree. I'm a hostess at a brazilian bbq restaurant. One of my duties is JUST check the restroom for overall cleanliness and if there's enough rolls of tissue. then report to the manager. :)
tj4234 36
nah the host has to do it unfortunately.
sheenamaedc09 0
depends on the restaurant management actually...
tj4234 36
I'm host in a restaurant as well and I hate when people do stuff like that... someone took a dump in one of our urinals once >.>. Fortunately I was off that day.
Ketchup_Castle 30
That sounds like a nightmare.