Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically." She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless." FML
Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML
Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light, she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are." FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, while driving on the streets for the first time, my mom decided that it would be an appropriate time to yell at me for every single mistake I’ve ever made in my life. This stressed me out so much I began driving against traffic. FML
Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML
Today, my mother sued me for whiplash in a car accident that was her fault. She screamed to stop so I slammed on the brakes and the car behind ran into us. It wasn't an emergency; she just thought she saw her friend at the bus stop. It wasn't even her. FML
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gosh_mate 30
Seems pretty irresponsible on her part to have her eyes off the road. You're actually lucky there wasn't a car crash in this situation!
a3gab 17
Sometimes parents love to blame you for their mistakes
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Comments (49)
The_Majestique 18
Im sorry but this is just not a real FML, it's so obvious because the story just doesn't add up right...
derangedplanet 23
I've found parents lack innocence in a lot of areas where they blame their kids. they're probably try to make up for their own lack of ability to do just that thing but it's hypocritical as ****. sorta like "do as I say not as I do"
Ubehage 32
Doesn't really sound like your mom likes you: First she tries to get you killed by running a red light, then she yells at you for her mistakes.
Richard6036 13
Sage advice sadly it don't come from someone who practices what they preach
moocowmilk0 19
what a hypocrite..
simsgirlgem 25
your mother makes me sad that she doesn't pay attention i lost my mother in october because she didn't realize the stop she came to wasn't a four way now they have signs saying as much :(
OrganicSistah 17
Wth??
TheLastCenturion 19
Talk about hypocrisy.
worldclassrager 41
I think running a light is better than causing a wreck
ThrottleJockey 36
Running red lights has been the source of many wrecks.
DarkusOmegaX 14
Yea, I know how you feel. Whenever my parents are driving, I have to yell at them to go so they can't say I wasn't paying attention. And even then, they get mad at me for raising my voice.