Today, I told my husband I wanted to make him happy by giving him a baby. He told me either I can make him happy, or I can give him a baby, but I can’t do both. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, my husband is not talking to me because he was happy with the two children we had, but I had major baby fever and spent a year talking him into having just one more baby, and the ultrasound just showed I’m having triplets. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I told my husband I might want a baby, so he took me to visit his best friend who has a toddler and we stayed for an hour. I no longer want a baby. I want the pill wrapped in 2 condoms and a joint vasectomy/hysterectomy paid for with my non-baby disposable income, and my husband now has a shit eating grin. FML
Today, I told my husband I want to lose the baby weight I put on with my recent pregnancy, and once I succeed I will go on a clothes shopping spree. To this he remarked, "So either way I'm spending money; either on food or on clothes." FML
Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
Today, my husband explained that talking to me makes him miserable. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
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Top comments
Hangryko 32
Did you talk with him about having kids before getting married? If you did and he suddenly changed his mind, FYL. If you didn't, YDI.
RichardPencil 32
I'm always amazed at how many couples never discuss the issue of children. When I dated, I always brought up children on the first date. I didn't get many second dates. Come to think of it, lots of my first dates ended abruptly. Maybe my strategy wasn't the best?
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Hangryko 32
Did you talk with him about having kids before getting married? If you did and he suddenly changed his mind, FYL. If you didn't, YDI.
RichardPencil 32
I'm always amazed at how many couples never discuss the issue of children. When I dated, I always brought up children on the first date. I didn't get many second dates. Come to think of it, lots of my first dates ended abruptly. Maybe my strategy wasn't the best?
Nhayaa2.0 17
Nope, good strategy, I do the same. I don't have time to lose if they want kids and it's fair to them because they don't have time to lose with someone who doesn't either.
Nhayaa2.0 17
I like your husband.
magnumpeyote66 6
just give the man oral and put a finger up his back door. he will be happy