Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Trying to be the bigger person, I told him, "Your loss, not mine." He responded with, "I didn’t lose anything really. You let yourself go. Have you looked in the mirror lately?” FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
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lettertjes 0
Why would you talk about your relationship troubles with a little girl you babysit?
MrMaD_fml 2
maintaining a healthy weight has other benefits besides attracting the opposite sex..
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Comments (62)
xXCHAINEDXx 0
oh you just got ur ****** ass pwned
FabBytch10 0
that sound like somethen my niece would say!!! LOL
Sk8trlover19 3
Be proud of being chunky
TVKill3r 15
What's there to be proud of? I'm not saying people should conform to what society thinks we should look like but at the same time being fat is not something you should strive for/be proud of.
razzberry 9
So....basically become a slave to the wishes of a boy who may not want her back? I agree OP needs to get her life back, but generally if a guy breaks up with a girl he isn't looking to be with her again.
EpicFail1520 16
The honesty of children.
nick3600 22
Don't be a ******* shitty person and that probably wouldn't happen
lieponis 6
Even small kids agree that its your fault so shut up and get use to it...
HermioneEverdeen 7
A little girl agrees with your boyfriend. Shows just how immature he is doesn't it?