Today, my boyfriend and were I getting it on in his bedroom where he had all of his anime models on display. I accidentally knocked over one of his models and it fell on to the floor. He got angry and kicked me out. Apparently, making his models look good was more important than us making love. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Once we were cool, we decided to have makeup sex. I tried to change position so we could 69, but I then accidently kicked him in the head. He thinks I did it on purpose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend got frustrated trying to take my entertainment center into the basement for the kids' game room. It didn't fit, thanks to the horrible design of the house, so he Spartan-kicked it down, breaking it into 15 pieces. FML
Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood bedroom. As we were falling onto the bed, I smacked my head on the wall, which caused a shelf of stuffed toys to fall onto the bed. Not only did it kill the mood, the shelf also hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML
Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML
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Top comments
kallemonster 0
There's a difference between dating a fan and dating a FREAKING WEEABOO.
K4ofDoom 0
I hate guys like this who make anime fans look bad. If they're that important, why would they be anywhere near his bed? I collect things and understand that what may not seem precious to many others would be very precious to the owner, but this is ridiculous. Don't keep important shit near your bed if you know you'll be getting some!
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Comments (239)
jimmyarmes 2
Anime...geeze
FweakofCydonia 40
What if he had ocd or something
ElricMustang 23
I think YDI because it's important to him. Next time don't mess with his models!
Misaki18 17
Those are really expensive and gain value over time. And anime is really interesting if you give it a chance. He did overreact but it doesn't give you a reason to get upset at him.
SmokinGuns 13
Shit...if he wasn't that much of a nerd over his anime toys he would've took you knocking it over as him rocking your world.
KoveGames 5
Sex isn't everything. Don't be a **** and complain. He can love his anime if he wants.
Hazamachi 12
Stop criticizing the guy, those things are fairly pricey and it's not like a woman would be the same if an expensive bottle of perfume got knocked over
Naoto_Shirogane 17
I think he may have been rude about it, but you have to understand that some models are extremely expensive. I've seen some that are $400 or more, and the idea of possibly damaging something like so expensive is horrifying. Still, it was an accident, and he didn't have to kick you out over it.
jarobjent 17
Ok, figures can break pretty easily. I also collect the same anime models as the OP's (presumably) ex boyfriend. I would get mad too, but I wouldn't kick the other person out just for that. I think he overreacted. FYL.
KamiChan_fml 5
I love anime but dayum