Today, the last customer of the night shift handed me their money along with a wad of their hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the end of my shift with a long line of customers, the older woman I was checking out calmly said, "You should take a minute to fix your hair dear, we have all been talking about it while we waited." FML
Today, a woman came into my life and took all I had left in the world. The woman was my hair stylist. She took my hair and the last of my money. FML
Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
Today, I paid $50 for a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hairdresser was drunk. FML
Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML
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Top comments
NotGabe 28
Sniff it, hand it back, and say, "More shampoo."
JustJumped 22
The nutters do tend to come out at night
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Comments (91)
disisDebosbike 2
Do you have any outstanding loans, op? Because I think you Just got an extension.
edgarhaasenbary 8
Did you eat it for a midnight snack?
buckdharma 38
This was the lady with the cat breath. She was short cash, tried to cough it up, thus the hairball.
poccocurantes 7
Hairs to you and all you do. Strange tip though.
sythe511 28
I hope it was head hair.
Jaden56 3
That's just a little bit creepy.
sens3sfailing 25
you...where the **** did that come
The_Honey_Badger 17
That's kind of weird more than anything...maybe it wasn't their hair after all? Dun dun dunnnnn
perdix 31
#41, probably from the pubic region. Glad I could help.
ColdplaySucks 18
Shouldn't it be his hair (or her hair)? Their hair refers to multiple customers but by the context it was used, there was only 1 customer. Or should I just stop talking?
Senseless_487 29
If you don't want to specify gender, then "their" is an acceptable substitute, even in the singular sense.
ColdplaySucks 18
I thought correct term was his/her.
ColdplaySucks 18
http://www.agriculture.purdue.edu/agcomm/ontarget/0412/grammar_trap.htm I guess this essentially answers my own question...