Today, in a store, an obnoxious woman, swearing loudly and slapping at her out-of-control kids, was disrupting the whole place. I said to the cashier, "That nasty woman should leave the brats at home." She gave me a filthy look and said, "Do you mind? That's my sister." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, I was ringing up a lady’s items; two shoeboxes. Per policy, I’m supposed to open them. She heavily insisted I didn’t. I ignored her and found other merchandise inside. She then went on a rant on how "people should mind their own fucking business" and stormed out of the store without buying. FML
Today, I told my mom that having watched my sister ruin her life having kids who grew into brats with criminal records before their teens, I refused to ruin my life the same way and will be childless. I then turned to leave and they were in the doorway, my sister and her two brats. I got slapped. FML
Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML
Today, my coworker brought her two children to work again. She's normally a nice lady and pleasant to work with, but around her children she becomes a total bitch, to the point that she screams at them for simply asking her a question. Way to make a long day even more miserable. FML
Today, I was at Walmart with my mom when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML
Today, I was trying to shop in peace when a single mom with a whole herd of loud brats went tearing through the aisles. I told her that if her kids had fathers they wouldn’t behave that way. The oldest screamed, “Our daddy died!” causing all the kids to break into hysterics. The mom cried too. FML
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ToxicCandyTree 9
Rudeness must run on the family.
diamond69_fml 14
I don't think I would have admitted that if I was the casher. lol
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Comments (204)
SoloDolo_575 0
Keep your comments 2 your self next time
shellzy 20
Is writing "to" really that hard? It's one extra character.
Zomg_Okay 27
I just can't do it, Captain! I don't have the power!
tylersign 11
34- Actually it doesn't take any extra effort.. If they're on an iPod/Pad/Phone, you still need to press that little number button... Otherwise, ignore me...
shellzy 20
I'm aware of that, that's exactly my point. He either exerted extra effort to be a lazy speller, which is amazing, or he's just a plain old lazy speller.
suavesuave 2
She should have left her sister at the hands of authorities! If her sister treats her like that how does her parents treat her?
Mabuka 7
People like that make my blood boil. I couldn't even imagine not being able to control my kids, let alone being stupid enough to think that cursing and slapping them would help in any way.
Souners 3
At that point, you should have replied with, "Well then, you won't have a problem telling her to STFU."
Capt_Oblivious 10
Then correct with "Then your nasty sister should leave her brats at home"
jaredofmo 22
Why FML? No one should be swearing loudly in public, especially around their kids. And if the clerk can't take it that her sister's a rude bitch, that's her problem.
coltsrock37 15
The kids are obviously taking after their mother. Put them in their place by using the kids as a distraction to jack some jack daniel's
jackassiddy 8
That's jacked up.. but for some reason I feel compelled to support this idea..
JinxosGirl87 0
I had to deal with a parent who allowed their brat to slam a cart into a pregnant woman's stomach while the pregnant woman argued with the mom about controling her kid. I hate retail.
katt_is_here 24
I would have lost my shit if I saw that happen. True story.
rifletwirler92 15
I would be tempted to drop kick that kid if I saw him ramming a cart into a pregnant woman's stomach, I mean who does that?!
flockz 20
i would of roasted frog legs on a rotisserie while contemplating whether or not if i wanted to give santa chocolate chip or oatmeal cookies.
boycrazy30007 12
That should show you not to be judgmental. You have no idea what goes on in their everyday lives so don't judge people.
KyuuketsukiApple 30
Isn't it obvious what goes on in their daily lives? Those kids probably get hit and sworn at frequently and the cashier seems to be immune to shame. Can you justify the woman's behaviour?
klorehore 24
talking badly like that about someone sounds rather obnoxious too.. especially to a complete stranger.