Today, in a store, an obnoxious woman, swearing loudly and slapping at her out-of-control kids, was disrupting the whole place. I said to the cashier, "That nasty woman should leave the brats at home." She gave me a filthy look and said, "Do you mind? That's my sister." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, I was ringing up a lady’s items; two shoeboxes. Per policy, I’m supposed to open them. She heavily insisted I didn’t. I ignored her and found other merchandise inside. She then went on a rant on how "people should mind their own fucking business" and stormed out of the store without buying. FML
Today, I told my mom that having watched my sister ruin her life having kids who grew into brats with criminal records before their teens, I refused to ruin my life the same way and will be childless. I then turned to leave and they were in the doorway, my sister and her two brats. I got slapped. FML
Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML
Today, my coworker brought her two children to work again. She's normally a nice lady and pleasant to work with, but around her children she becomes a total bitch, to the point that she screams at them for simply asking her a question. Way to make a long day even more miserable. FML
Today, I was at Walmart with my mom when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML
Today, I was trying to shop in peace when a single mom with a whole herd of loud brats went tearing through the aisles. I told her that if her kids had fathers they wouldn’t behave that way. The oldest screamed, “Our daddy died!” causing all the kids to break into hysterics. The mom cried too. FML
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ToxicCandyTree 9
Rudeness must run on the family.
diamond69_fml 14
I don't think I would have admitted that if I was the casher. lol
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feno_fml 0
It was an honest mistake. I feel you.
mimibunny 1
If I were sister, I'd care that she called the women nasty, but in this situation where the women is actually slapping her kids in public, I'd agree with the cashier!
rileynautumn 0
I would have said "then tell your sister to shut up or leave" horrible parenting skills. You dont do that crap especially in public. Kudos to you for saying something
patgehrt 2
I hate it when people r so quick to call dhs when the kids act up if they wanna cuss them big deal now if she leaving marks that's different
joshuabaker1 3
she should be kucked out
deodreeray 0
Haha
tellee1593 0
I would have said the same thing. Peoples children who can't be quiet are the reason why other places like restaurants don't allow children under a certain age because they are so annoying.
kitsune3 20
It's your own fault for saying something rude without thinking. Though I admit there was no way you could have known, there's still the common concept of being careful with your words. If it'd been me, I'd have worded it more politely, for example, "That woman really should leave her kids at home if she can't get them to behave. She's lucky someone isn't calling child services on her for hitting her kids like that." In other words, be more careful nexttime, OP.
meggiemooger 0
you deserve it but you also deserve a pat on the back. lol. I probably would have told her to wrangle her redneck sister before I called the cops.
SdCounty33 0
I think she meant to say "sistah!" lol!