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Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML
Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML
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Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck, and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML
Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML
Today, I walked out into my backyard. As I did so, my dogs ran past me, slamming the sliding door off its track. I went to catch it, and knocked the bird cage over. To complete the fumble, as I turned to catch the bird cage, I stepped in a dog turd. I wasn't wearing shoes. We're all okay, but… FML
Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML
Today, I untied the rope that was tied to my dog's collar because it was wrapped around the tree choking him. He immediately ran off down the street. I had to chase him barefoot in my boxers for 20 minutes till he got tired. FML
Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
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girlnxdoor 1
now you know how your poor dogs feel, that is the most epic form of karma. you most certainly deserved it!
Battledog5006 0
well if they didn't have their collars they'd get lost and end up in a shelter or dead
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Comments (113)
DakotaCat 4
WHO LET THE DOG'S OUT? WHO WHO WHO!
Prolusive 5
Why would you subject your poor dogs to that :( YDIOPLOL
enyaaarrrr 0
if it hurt enough for op to post on fml, then they should stop using that dog collar because its cruel. dog collars arent supposed to hurt so much, more to surprise or cause general discomfort for a second. if op's dog collar does more than that, something is up.
RyanPavone 0
that's animal abuse! Not are you only retarded but your cruel.
zacharytk72 5
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??
StephWALKER 17
Uh, no more "who let the dogs out" comments. They are old.
zlut 0
If you don't have the time or whatever to learn your dogs to behave witout electric collars, then maybe you should not have a dog. If you can't take that shock on your own, how can you even think of putting that on your "best friend"? And HEY! Ever heard of a REAL fence?
Cuppycakeslol 4
What if they used all their possible options and the dog still tries to escape? Like I said in my comment. Dogs have a higher thresh hold of pain then we do and their necks are thicker then ours. Instead of jumping to conclusions read up about the collars.
fthku 13
The thing is- there is no such thing as used up all the options. There is no dog which can't be trained. Not one dog. Using electric collars doesn't mean training them. You're not doing anything, and the dogs don't see you in any different way. Once you assert dominance over a dog, which isn't hard to do at all, it will stay that way for life. A dog will never question your dominance once it realises you're the "Alpha", ever. Like I said in MY comment, it's all a matter of knowing HOW to train the dogs. If you get a dog, it's your responsibilty to make sure it obeys you. So you can get a dog to learn, by itself without your involvement, not to go out the fence. What if say a friend or whoever visits, and he shows aggression? The collar won't do any good here, but if the dog would have recognised you as the authority, a slight peck or however you trained him would tell him he can calm down, and that nothing is wrong. The point is, the collar is a half assed solution. Once the dog knows you're in charge, there is NOTHING you can't teach him, you just gotta know how to approach it.
Cuppycakeslol 4
Some dogs just refuse to listen when it comes to other things. Granted I shouldn't have said "all possible options" but OP could have just gotten to the end of her rope and couldn't think of any other way to train her dog. We don't know. The whole showing "dominance" over a dog just puts fear into the dog so they must obey you. When it comes to these collars, if you hide it well, they wont know it's you doing it and you wont be the bad guy. I'm talking about the shock collars that you have a wireless remote for. Not the fence ones. Yes they wouldn't be a good tool to stop aggression, but the other type of collars and some proper training should solve that issue. These collars aren't a half ass solution these are a great training tool.
fthku 13
Showing dominance strikes fear? What? That's the problem with dog owners. Some love the dogs so much they think it hurts their feelings or makes them afraid of them if they show dominance (or if they use the leash too hard). That is not the case. Dogs are a pack animal, that's how they WORK. If YOU won't be the dominant figure, they will be, even if you don't realise it. Dogs don't fear you if you show dominance, they just LISTEN to you. Just as a tribe listens to the tribe leader, the dog will also listen to its leader. Following your logic, pack animals can't exist, because they all have a dominant Alpha. If you ABUSE the dog and hit it, it will fear you. That's not what dominance means. It is not a good training tool because you WANT your dog to know that it can't do something simply *because* you don't want it to. I'm not trying to criticise you or your ways of training dogs, I'm asking you to consider what I said. Dominance is important. Saying it just makes your dogs afraid of you is stupid. (Again, I'm not calling you stupid)
Cuppycakeslol 4
Make perfect sense and I used the wrong choice of words again. D: But that's what these collars are doing. Showing that they cant do what they want to do. Establishing rules in the pack.
fthku 13
Yes but that was my point. This is half assed in a way because, when you have a dog, you want it to learn to obey you, no matter what, right? You said so yourself, the dog won't know it's you, so it just learns that going outside hurts a bit, for whatever reason. It doesn't learn anything else. If you spend some time with the dog, however, making sure he knows you're in charge, you don't have to spend money on these things. I'm not going about this in the "abuse" direction at all. I'm sure that there are harmless ones that don't hurt at all (Just as much as I'm sure, however, that there are some which do). My point is that it's A.) A waste of money. B.) Won't help you when you want to train it to not jump at strangers, or attack your ironing board when you pull it out (Dog Whisperer shows some of the weirdest dogs). It's very specific. You could either spend money on various other instruments, or take some time to train him yourself, then he'll listen to whatever you say regardless of the situation. Cheers =) Also I hate all of you for having dogs, mine died a while back and I can't get ones just yet.. D: I want dogs, I've never NOT had dogs. D:
yzf250rider88 2
serves ya right now you know how they feel
alexFYL 11
Either you have a very very very low pain tolerance or this is fake. Electric collars only have little nodes that touch the dogs skin, not the entire collar. And they don't hurt.
Ancarnia 0
Quit being lazy and get out and walk them. No electric fence, no shock collar, no forgetful afternoons trying to chase puppies with shock collars.