Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML
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Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck, and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML
Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML
Today, I walked out into my backyard. As I did so, my dogs ran past me, slamming the sliding door off its track. I went to catch it, and knocked the bird cage over. To complete the fumble, as I turned to catch the bird cage, I stepped in a dog turd. I wasn't wearing shoes. We're all okay, but… FML
Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML
Today, I untied the rope that was tied to my dog's collar because it was wrapped around the tree choking him. He immediately ran off down the street. I had to chase him barefoot in my boxers for 20 minutes till he got tired. FML
Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
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girlnxdoor 1
now you know how your poor dogs feel, that is the most epic form of karma. you most certainly deserved it!
Battledog5006 0
well if they didn't have their collars they'd get lost and end up in a shelter or dead
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Comments (113)
ashrandom 0
Now you know how it feels. stings doesn't it?
jovian1 0
haha lmfao dumn azz but animal abuse.! ydi
clockwork12049 0
fuckn sux bro:p
josephbegley 0
**** dog collars stun guns baby ha ha
miseszcutiie 0
u wuld u even put ur dogs thro tht pain?! thats good for u. see how they feel now.
samyslamajamma 0
Animal abuse is over level six. To show it was i put one on ten and walked past the gate. It brought me down to my knees. I have a high pain tolerance. Static and shock collars are different. Put each one on and tell me thier the same
neppy 6
Why not just get a regular fence or train your dogs not to run away using other methods? Plus, these shock collars could glitch and constantly be "on", meaning your dogs would constantly be getting shocked. I don't think I'd be stupid enough to entrust the training of my pet to an electric device. They're your dogs, take out the time and effort to train them yourself if you're going to own them. Otherwise, you're unfit to be a pet owner. I wouldn't even want a hamster to be in your care. In fact, I wouldn't even entrust you with an ant farm. FYI, you totally deserve to be shocked. If it's painful enough to post on FML, it is without a doubt just being cruel to your pets and nothing else.
nikki9tails 3
I don't believe using the shock whatever collar, my dog usually stay by my side, I trained her well
beast195 0
who let the dogs out........... u did
ReginalUT 0
Ah ha ha ha ha i laughed so hard i think i peed a little in my pants lmao!