Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML
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Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck, and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML
Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML
Today, I walked out into my backyard. As I did so, my dogs ran past me, slamming the sliding door off its track. I went to catch it, and knocked the bird cage over. To complete the fumble, as I turned to catch the bird cage, I stepped in a dog turd. I wasn't wearing shoes. We're all okay, but… FML
Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML
Today, I untied the rope that was tied to my dog's collar because it was wrapped around the tree choking him. He immediately ran off down the street. I had to chase him barefoot in my boxers for 20 minutes till he got tired. FML
Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
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girlnxdoor 1
now you know how your poor dogs feel, that is the most epic form of karma. you most certainly deserved it!
Battledog5006 0
well if they didn't have their collars they'd get lost and end up in a shelter or dead
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Comments (113)
dealerdon 0
way to go dumb dumb maybe you'll atop using then on your dogs now
Jaykayfu 0
LMFAO
DaniPickles 0
**** YOU YOUR HARMING LIVE CREATURES
kaylaamariee 9
If you want to be taken seriously, I'd suggest taking Justin Beiber off of your profile. XD
DaniPickles 0
Think of it in reverse. You had to wear an electric collar and be shocked for not bring obedient...sad right? yeah.
perdix 31
Can someone write the Baha Men and tell them to STFU because we now have the answer?
JanisEvans 10
Animal abuse aside (and yes, it makes you a douche): how did you get the collars from inside when they were already on the dogs?
rockarolln89 0
Oh Jesus H Christ, it's not cruel. Dogs have a higher pain tolerance than humans. All they get is a good buzz. If they were so awful and unethical they would've been banned. Besides, you can adjust the intensity so you won't cause any actual damage to the dog. After a while, you don't even need to turn it on anymore because they know where they shouldn't go. As for the FML... funny, and yea you deserved it ahaha!
lucedelsoleee 0
FYL!
robc32ca 4
if the dogs didn't hate you they wouldn't run away every chance they got.
TypoH 7
Who lets the dogs out ? who! who! who !