Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, I was perusing my mom's Facebook when I noticed that she has an album of pictures for each member of the family. All except me. Even the dog has his own album. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML
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PerfasarusRex 3
Cats are taking over the world
newbiehere99 6
Cats are awesome ... Did you hear about that cat that knows how to use a vibrator ?? I'm impressed
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Comments (110)
Violent_Syd 2
My boyfriend can't text me back but can text his ex girlfriend for 2 hours
alwaysmalia 12
Sounds like my fuckup ex. Thats why he is an EX
JesseAttack 21
Try catching his attention with your own cat ;).
FMLL2016 16
Woah time for a new bf
thebritishpotato 2
Sorry OP. Maybe you should reevaluate your relationship with this guy
im_a_squid 25
Sadly, my boyfriend would most likely do this too. Hahaha. x)
alerra 21
Well, you know where his priorities are now. >^.^<
punxsy_phil 11
Marry that man
Sheri Raver 9
My husband's Dice With Buddies is more important than replying to my text...he's 60. Doesn't get better when they're older.