Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
Today, before closing the library, someone came in to use the computer. He apparently forgot the password to his online banking, eventually getting so frustrated that he grabbed the monitor, yanked it from its cables, hurled it across the room, and stormed out. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML
Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML
Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, I was at the library, working with some classmates on our major semester project. I accidentally killed power to the row of computers by me. I've never had so many enraged faces looking at me before. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I was at the library using a computer to order a package. A man sat down next to me mumbling to himself while staring at me. As I got up to go to the printer, he pointed at me and screamed, "I will burn you alive and enjoy it!" All of my info including my address was still on the computer screen. FML
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vicburnsred 0
you definitely deserve it. mind your own business
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
lesson 1: don't try to teach people anything. oh wait... never mind.
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Comments (149)
atomicJ 0
Efffin WIN^ hahahahaha
jakiwi 0
Ditto to 9 :|
itsssarahjane 0
You deserved it. Im sure you wouldn't of been happy if someone did that to you.
justinfailz 0
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pffft people who read who does that Noe anyway unless your a retarded bieber fan or a twilight douche
atomicJ 0
You failed pretty hard.
cockoftherock 0
you have a Jewish pet. warning you. (jokes!) don't flame me for this.
atomicJ 0
Haha your right. it almost killed me when I dropped a penny and I wanted to pick it up!
allmidnighteyes 11
My thorough observations and careful calculations tell me you enjoy licking bus windows in your spare time, and may qualify for Social Security Disability benefits on the basis that you're ******* retarded. Hurpity-derpadurr, go drink some more paint.
ImInHawaiiBITCH 0
ohh that sucks for you... hope u learned your lesson
Johnnnyyy 0
YDI **** wad. messin with one's fb is like sleeping with another mans woman
missy1212 0
Errm..... Really? I'm 90% sure most people would rather have some randomer post something silly on their facebook if it's left open than have somebody sleep with their significant other. OP deserves the awkwardness, but not to be called a "**** wad" as you so elegantly put it.
Kiyoha 0
#23 Glad to see you have your priorities all sorted out ;)
RinnieRiot 9
Don't mess with Facebook.
cockoftherock 0
you trying to teach someone a lesson = fail karma teaching you a lesson = win