Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
Today, before closing the library, someone came in to use the computer. He apparently forgot the password to his online banking, eventually getting so frustrated that he grabbed the monitor, yanked it from its cables, hurled it across the room, and stormed out. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML
Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML
Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, I was at the library, working with some classmates on our major semester project. I accidentally killed power to the row of computers by me. I've never had so many enraged faces looking at me before. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I was at the library using a computer to order a package. A man sat down next to me mumbling to himself while staring at me. As I got up to go to the printer, he pointed at me and screamed, "I will burn you alive and enjoy it!" All of my info including my address was still on the computer screen. FML
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Top comments
vicburnsred 0
you definitely deserve it. mind your own business
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
lesson 1: don't try to teach people anything. oh wait... never mind.
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mrahhhhh 21
Since they were already at the library, I hope they "facebooked" you like the little kid in the FML from a few days ago!
cockoftherock 0
ah very nice pre fml reference.
FYLSLOWLY 0
Yup definite win!:)
lolitaababy 0
obviously you don't...
sexy_lola21 0
YDI I hope they beat ur ass
lilobennett 0
um yeah you freaking idiot ydi for not just leaving it the hell Alone
FYLDeep 26
Hey, I'm in college and I haven't gone to the library outside of school since I was like 5.
allmidnighteyes 11
's why I included that part about school.
fiveonefiveoh 0
y can't people teach the lesson that they can trust u in this world??? I always hear this excuse "I'm not a bad guy, I'm teaching them a lesson from the real criminals by doing what the "real" criminal would do" i know u didn't commit a crime, but that's just where I hear it most.. "I stole somethin from there car to "teach them a lesson" that they should always remember their windows" no, just leave their ****** car alone u scumbag!! Ur not teaching a lesson, U ARE the bad guy!! o well, u didn't commit a crime.. that woulda been funny if u got away with it, haha
Kesler_17 0
Wtf just happened?
cockoftherock 0
agreed WTf haha...
marlie_x 8
YDI I hate it when people change my status
TheNewGuy03 29
they shoulda kicked you in the pussy. |the kid|
lifeisbutadream3 0
Who are you to teach anyone a lesson? Righteous fool! That's like finding someone's wallet and keeping it because you want to teach them a lesson. How about logging off and Doing The Right Thing!?!