Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to get my spray tan before my semi-formal. After I applied lotion to the bottom of my feet as instructed, I went in the booth and began to start the tanning session. I lost my balance and fell right as the machine began to spray. I look like a spotted cheetah. FML
Today, I decided to spray tan myself. Five minutes later, I had to pee, so I did. Not only do I now have two orange stripes on my toilet bowl, but I also have two big white stripes on the back of my thighs. FML
Today, I used the tanning booth for the first time. Not only was I so white that I received first-degree burns all over my body, but I also forgot to remove my knee-high socks. FML
Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML
Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML
Today, I used a tanning bed for the first time ever, in an attempt to get a base tan for the summer. No one bothered to warn me that you shouldn't go the full ten minutes your first time. Now my skin is as red as my hair. FML
Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, my girlfriend talked me into tanning in a tanning bed for the first time ever. I have never tanned before and didn't know you are supposed to ease into it. I tanned for 15 minutes in the "super bed" and have lobstered. My ass and nuts got the worst of it. FML
Today, I went to the tanning bed. I laid down in the bed and turned it on and the fan started blowing. There was a terrible smell and I thought it was the person before me. Then I realized it was just the fan blowing my sweaty feet towards my face. FML
Today, I decided to try a self-tanning lotion my friend had recommended. I put it on, and decided to take a nap. I woke up later and checked myself in the mirror, expecting to see a new, more tanned version of myself. I didn't. I'm now orange. FML
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peach_fml 0
No offense, but how much of a whimp can you be? You know it's the spray tan...yet you're still so scared you pee yourself. YDI
Audio828 2
Oh poor guys that had to clean up that mess.
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Comments (289)
MiGman 5
to all those bull sh*tters you don't get cancer from tanning in the sun you get it from overexposure to the sun. so stop bull sh*tting
terranada 3
loser
ColourlessColor 0
Dude, what are you? A Cocker Spaniel?
HannahLacey44 0
that's happened to me before... lol.
xmarkstheheart 0
YDI for fake tanning and for being such a colossal baby that you'd pee yourself over a sound. Did you think you were in a trash compactor or something?
SnowfIake 1
You know some people can't actually get tan in the sun. It depends on the pigment in your skin. Me being fair skinned along with skin cancer running through the family, spray tans aren't such a bad idea. And to not look "orangey," all you have to do is get the lightest setting of a tan. I will admit it it's kinda pathetic that you peed yourself.
TheAPPLESLAVE 4
Are you scared of the vacuum, too?
JamieH1993 3
YDI for wanting to be orange.
NurseHolly 3
That's ridiculous. If you're old enough to tan you should have better control over your bladder.
patacus 14
ydi for getting a spray tan. they're trashy. ydi for pissing yourself and ydi for being afraid of said spray tan.