RachelVanLannen9
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Jump on me, I beg you
Today, my boyfriend bought a pogo stick. Now he rides it more than he rides me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Katrina641
France 🌶️ Spicy
Sweet sensation
Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML
Magicfml
Toledo, United States
Today, I learned that my boyfriend is a better pole dancer than I am, despite daily practice. This was his first time trying it. FML
missingcharlie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, instead of saying something sexy, he decided to tell me that the bowling alley had a new air hockey table. FML
lonelygal69
Stafford, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Elise
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML
anal-retentive
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Experiment!
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
Abused
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Practical
Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML
asdfghjkl_12
United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Sally
United States
Carry that weight
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping on his back for a piggyback ride. He wasn’t expecting it. We both ended up on the floor, and I owe him a new pair of glasses. FML
Lisa
Philadelphia, United States
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML
Top comments
JordynnLOL 11
surely a girl rides a guy? ..
beastlycass 0
ouch that sucks. go buy a vibrator
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Comments (197)
RedheadCutiee 0
23- you're sexy ;)
nikalb3 0
I can help you with that
tagerrun 1
Jesus are u 10 or something why the he'll would he get a pogo stick unless u both were little kids
ttyler333 7
woot I miss Wisconsin lol
simian_nelipot 0
I would hope so. You can ride a pogo stick for several hours a day. Having that much sex would be a bit overkill.
trippin10 0
Hahaha you don't ride a pogostick you hop up and down untill you get it right to where you can do it perfectly
rileykins 0
sounds like the pogo has something you don't... lol. :]
u_r_idiot 1
you're gross
andysofa 0
oh shucks that is something else
uclabruinblue100 0
suck it up