RachelVanLannen9
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Jump on me, I beg you
Today, my boyfriend bought a pogo stick. Now he rides it more than he rides me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Katrina641
France 🌶️ Spicy
Sweet sensation
Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML
Magicfml
Toledo, United States
Today, I learned that my boyfriend is a better pole dancer than I am, despite daily practice. This was his first time trying it. FML
missingcharlie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, instead of saying something sexy, he decided to tell me that the bowling alley had a new air hockey table. FML
lonelygal69
Stafford, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Elise
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML
anal-retentive
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Experiment!
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
Abused
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Practical
Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML
asdfghjkl_12
United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Sally
United States
Carry that weight
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping on his back for a piggyback ride. He wasn’t expecting it. We both ended up on the floor, and I owe him a new pair of glasses. FML
Lisa
Philadelphia, United States
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML
Top comments
JordynnLOL 11
surely a girl rides a guy? ..
beastlycass 0
ouch that sucks. go buy a vibrator
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iicyfreshhXD 0
pogo sticks are pretty awesome though :o
the_flirtt 0
wow ?
HappyPickles 11
I clicked FYL, because no woman should feel so deprived :o) However, let's pause for thought on this. Is your idea of making sex fun just lying back and staring at the ceiling? Perhaps his fire needs a spark from you to get it going? ... Or in his case, to jump start it?
4winds 0
how does a man ride a girl?
the_flirtt 0
ask ur mom she'll know jk
Freeze_fml 17
*than Time to make a new picture...
laxbro6900 0
wow wut a **** no offence
fiveoh 0
Dayum!
hhheeeyyyooo 0
this is hardly an FML. kinda sucky I guess but definitely not f**k worthy. YDI
Stevefett 0
Sorry lady but when it's a choice between your ****** or pogoing it's a no brainer.
SoundnVasion 0
ydi for being possibly unattractive!
StevenSS 0
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