RachelVanLannen9
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Jump on me, I beg you
Today, my boyfriend bought a pogo stick. Now he rides it more than he rides me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Katrina641
France 🌶️ Spicy
Sweet sensation
Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML
Magicfml
Toledo, United States
Today, I learned that my boyfriend is a better pole dancer than I am, despite daily practice. This was his first time trying it. FML
missingcharlie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, instead of saying something sexy, he decided to tell me that the bowling alley had a new air hockey table. FML
lonelygal69
Stafford, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Elise
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML
anal-retentive
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Experiment!
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
Abused
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Practical
Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML
asdfghjkl_12
United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Sally
United States
Carry that weight
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping on his back for a piggyback ride. He wasn’t expecting it. We both ended up on the floor, and I owe him a new pair of glasses. FML
Lisa
Philadelphia, United States
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML
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JordynnLOL 11
surely a girl rides a guy? ..
beastlycass 0
ouch that sucks. go buy a vibrator
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rickusa 1
well do something about it.... instead here blow him or something !!!
the_flirtt 0
you need to step up ur game
2igutierrez31 2
ha ha its cuz he last longer on riding that than u
BubbaCatLove 0
HAHA. I guess he's really "JUMPING" for some action! Yeah. I'm pretty lame. Get over it. xD;;
serial_rapist 0
lame is the best haha.
Ragnir 0
I don't know what's so fun about those darn things, I guess some people are easily amused. OP if a pogo stick entertains your BF THAT much then maybe you can at-least try to get some cruel entertainment out of it, pushing him off of it while he's on it could be a start ;)
Nylecroc 0
Maybe he was listening to System Of A Down too much
FYLDeep 26
It would take an awful lot of System of a Down to listen to it too much.
HeavyMasturbator 0
I love the reference to Bounce there.
Etherpirate 2
That song is about sex.
oliviascreamed 0
I don't blame him. if I had a pogo stick, I'd ride it more than I ridey boyfriend. I mean, have you ever ridden one? sooo much fun<3
Shookitup 0
that's kind of weird.
the_flirtt 0
ewww WTF
suckduckpuck 0
wow
hbcbmx 5
lol
wasup21 0
aren't you suppossed to ride him?
lamargus 0
haha ohhh I see a little jelousey to the pogo stick!! but haha fyl :)
iicyfreshhXD 0
ahhh cute puppy :3 !!!