Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML
Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML
Today, I got stung by a hornet. I asked my mum to pass me my allergy medication, but she refused, because they were my brother's, saying "he's allergic to bees and wasps!" No mum, wrong kid. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung on the balls by a jellyfish. FML
Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML
Today, I have spheksophobia, a fear of wasps and hornets. Instead of being supportive, my parents have decided that threatening to beat the dog shit out of me whenever I react to a wasp in the house is the best way to "cure" me. They also won't spray against wasps because dad claims it irritates his allergies. FML
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MoonDreamer30 0
I think I would have done the same if I had a pool close to me! So good to know! ;)
MtnDew32 0
godamn spawn campers
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Comments (156)
royal210 0
ydi u could of ran the house or ran hornets only chase u up to 300 feet and the stop
A7X_LoVeee 10
Just stop.
Jdimp 1
hahahahahaha
Pingvinai 37
Yes, they do. The best thing to do in that situation is GTFO as fast as you can, without stopping or hiding in clever places. Just a straight line at full sprint to salvation.
shay__angel__ 5
ouch. that's one annoying hornet.
HailsMM 0
some kinds of bees will actually wait for you to come out of the watertill they die
Ugi 27
This is why you should keep a set of fully charged SCUBA gear and a water-proof flamethrower lying on the bottom of your pool at all times! You never know when you will need it.
aeshleyrose 6
Ugi I bet you're ready for a zombie apocalypse right now, aren't you?
Absurd101 0
I'm ready, I'll just hide in my basement with 2 nuclear warheads aimed at the door and a minigun. and probably some bacon for if I get hungry. can never have 2 much bacon...
Absurd101 0
I'm ready, I'll just hide in my basement with 2 nuclear warheads aimed at the door and a minigun. and probably some bacon for if I get hungry. can never have 2 much bacon...
Absurd101 0
I'm ready, I'll just hide in my basement with 2 nuclear warheads aimed at the door and a minigun. and probably some bacon for if I get hungry. can never have 2 much bacon...
tigrouficele2012 44
I'm prepared. I have a 6 month food supply, an underground bomb shelter, a diesel generator with lots of fuel, gas masks, reading material, and most importantly: MY BIG ASS SHOTGUN!
quinnjamin10 2
Silly goose, SCUBA gear isn't charged, it's just set up to an air tank. I'ma diver
Ugi 27
I just mean that the cylinder should be kept filled - I dive also (or at least I did 20 years ago) and "charged" meant "full" where I was. You charge a tank with air just like you charge a battery with electricity. The language changes with time & place, however.
Cirso65 7
smart bees
skyshrouder 1
spray the best at night or very early morning next time so they are all in there sleeping
xxJessiesGirlxx 6
ew. stfu.
AmandaLouise 0
a la Winnie the pooh
emilymaevancore 4
oh my gosh! ohh no!
itouchguy360 3
should of applied your iron boots and your water tunic.