Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister went into early labor. Instead of telling me, my mom turned to my dog and said, "Guess what? You're going to be an uncle!" Our dog ranks higher than me in our family's metaphorical food chain. FML
Today, my mother stopped speaking to me because I won’t let her babysit anymore. Her idea of babysitting is to sit my daughter alone with a tablet and a pile of sugary junk food for 7 hours straight. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML
Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML
Today, I got a new babysitting job. Every time the little girl goes to the bathroom, she screams and cries until I wipe her. She's 7 years old. FML
Today, I was babysitting a new child. I guess she heard me tell her parents about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry, spread it all over the stairs leading to where her fort was, and walked around with a baseball bat covered in it so I couldn't come near her. FML
Today, as I was planning my impending nuptials with my fiancé, my sister jokingly told him it's not too late to call it off. He took her seriously and bailed. He won’t answer my calls. FML
Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
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Saltime 0
Did the baby tell her that? No? Then she has no proof.
davie101 0
That is what brown bags are made for- don't forget the eye slits. just a suggestion...
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Comments (172)
sxe_beast 11
YDI for being ugly, LOL
BOOSCAREDU 0
yes, yes it is.
2cacrawf 0
if he had a beard and mustache I could understand .. my little brother never liked bearded men when he was young
KickItHigh 32
Dang that sucks. My toddler sister used to be scared of other black people, besides my dad, my sister, and I (FYI: dad-1/2 black, my sis and I-1/4 black)
emmey1234 0
it's not cuz the baby really is scared I'd your face cuz Ur ugly baby's cry around some people cuz of the way their clothes feel agency their skin, a perfume you may be wearing or the smell of a pet, or because the baby's tired hungry or cranky every tome your there, the baby might only be comfortable with a parent, or just dosent know you well but baby's have to be taught fear and they don't know if a person is ugly or not
monnanon 14
I wouldn't worry OP babies take notions for silly things. When my son was first born he was scared of people with facial hair and his dad had to be clean shaven for about 2 months. It could be anything, hair colour, eye colour, the facial expressions you pull. The other option and a bit of a wierd one is mabye you and your sister look so alike that the baby is confused. A young baby doesnt understand that type of similarity they just know you look like mummy but something is wrong.
Bloothebawss 9
U-G-L-Y! you aint got no alibi! you ugleh, you ugleh, yeh yeh you ugly!
kseizzle 0
Do you have a lot of piercings or body mods? They often scare children, but get used to them quickly... just like anything new.
Natalie2k8 6
Hey, look on the bright side, you didn't have to babysit!
c0wz_g0_quack 3
^ this is true