Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML
Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
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Top comments
HollyDolly660 8
HAHA. Fail. At least you were TRYING to do something sweet... I bet she would rather you didn't now.. You better do something extra romantic to make up for that, that doesn't involve hurting her.....
maskedman 9
that's sounds more like a wrestling move than a romantic move.
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Comments (137)
Twi_lover_EC 6
Well, not to long ago my car decided to blow up. And my FML didn't make it through. Glad to know this one did.
Freeze_fml 17
You're not even 16. Plus, you're a Twitard.
Twi_lover_EC 6
**** you. Family car whatever. It stilll f-ing sucked.
mrschantelbieber 0
u better be paying the medical bill! ur a moron never do things that happen in movies
Turbolag25 7
Okay, what gave you the idea in the first place?
teriyakicombo 0
bahahhaah faill broo
mikosquak 6
That must have been one good head butt to break someones nose. Bit to agressive or is her nose obnoxiously big and just gets in the way of everything.
nom_ur_faces 0
this might seem extremely rude but ur an ugly fatass with elephant hips. lol
XxBlackamusPrime 5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
natedog193 0
@#133 nah it's not rude at all...dumbass
samantha_durano 6
lol, fail.
f_alltheirlives 3
Today, I was in school and spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and physically abuse her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to headbutt her I broke her nose. Imma violent person yeyy
Caz_the_Spaz 6
like Edward? he's abusive
purplemnm 9
that didn't rhyme ;(
xoluvinshayxo 0
wth?? this isn't dirty dancing. just be lucky she didn't set your car in reverse to roll down a hill, as you cradle in the corner.. :/
NikAero 0
sorry but major fail bro
winterplague 4
man, that really sucks for you.