Today, I went on a new medicine. One of the listed side-effects was "anal seepage" and I spent the better part of the day laughing with my coworkers about how it's "not a real side-effect". I found out that it really is while stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the way home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ass decided that it was the perfect day to exhibit the diarrhea side-effect of medicine I'm taking. I definitely made a lasting impression on my interviewer. FML
Today, I took some new allergy medicine I had never tried before, and I didn't bother reading the side effects. I then went to school. It was almost an hour before dismissal when I had felt a warm feeling on my legs. One of the side effects to my new medicine was bladder control problems. FML
Today, I tested a new drug designed to fight headaches. It had quite an effect on me, more specifically side effects: nausea, dizzyness and diarrhea. FML
Today, I'm on a medication that really dehydrates my skin. I thought split lips were the worst side effects. Other split orifices make a trip to the toilet a literal pain in the arse. No sign of stopping in the near future. FML
Today, after 8 days of being on a medication that makes it hard to go to the bathroom and no luck taking laxatives and drinking coffee and apple juice, I finally got to go. Too bad I was at my desk at work when it happened. I washed out my pants in the bathroom and got to sit in wet pants for 4 hours. FML
Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML
Today, I accidentally took an Ex Lax instead of an Immodium. It's gonna be a fun night. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for advice on the horrid diarrhea problem I have, because I go every thirty minutes. Luckily, I had two very big stool samples to give my doctor when I got there. Why? Due to slow drivers and hitting ALL the red lights, it took an hour to get to the doctor's. Life sure is good when it's easygoing, huh? FML
Today, I was driving home from a friend's house after a night of partying. Suddenly, I had to poop worse than I ever had to in my entire life. The pain was so bad I had to pull over and pretend to be checking my tires while I let out the entire contents of my bowels onto the road. FML
Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML
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annoyedchild 17
Diarrhea wasn't dramatic enough?
xoamy906 25
That was its way of saying "**** you, I'm real"
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Comments (63)
browniey 11
Never laugh at the side effects if you don't know the feeling
TheShadyMilkman 15
Has anyone every seen the warning on Baked Lays chips? A few years ago there was a warning on the bag of chips that stated "may cause anal leakage", why would anyone buy them with that warning. Then again why would you take mess that caused it either, I would be finding a different med...
Jacksparrow72 21
What if you "clenched" all day?
naiveprophet 15
When anal seepage is listed as a side effect, it is literally uncontrollable.
DFresh503 8
Bet you wish you would've stayed on your old meds, huh? Or you can just go get a prescription to cure the anal seepage, but those side effects include: explosive mucus, gnarled genitals, and loss of appetite.
_TheWoman_ 6
Don't challenge the mighty Anal Seepage.
nosybear13 7
.... nuff said.....
Treyzania 16
That karma. Always biting you in the butt. No pun intended.
DWynter 11
Why would you think it wasn't a "real side effect"?
jarshablarg 8
Jesus I laughed so hard at this I hope this clears up
Stiggy626 25
Yeah they usually put those fake ones on there to keep you on your toes...