Today, I went on a new medicine. One of the listed side-effects was "anal seepage" and I spent the better part of the day laughing with my coworkers about how it's "not a real side-effect". I found out that it really is while stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the way home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ass decided that it was the perfect day to exhibit the diarrhea side-effect of medicine I'm taking. I definitely made a lasting impression on my interviewer. FML
Today, I took some new allergy medicine I had never tried before, and I didn't bother reading the side effects. I then went to school. It was almost an hour before dismissal when I had felt a warm feeling on my legs. One of the side effects to my new medicine was bladder control problems. FML
Today, I tested a new drug designed to fight headaches. It had quite an effect on me, more specifically side effects: nausea, dizzyness and diarrhea. FML
Today, I'm on a medication that really dehydrates my skin. I thought split lips were the worst side effects. Other split orifices make a trip to the toilet a literal pain in the arse. No sign of stopping in the near future. FML
Today, after 8 days of being on a medication that makes it hard to go to the bathroom and no luck taking laxatives and drinking coffee and apple juice, I finally got to go. Too bad I was at my desk at work when it happened. I washed out my pants in the bathroom and got to sit in wet pants for 4 hours. FML
Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML
Today, I accidentally took an Ex Lax instead of an Immodium. It's gonna be a fun night. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for advice on the horrid diarrhea problem I have, because I go every thirty minutes. Luckily, I had two very big stool samples to give my doctor when I got there. Why? Due to slow drivers and hitting ALL the red lights, it took an hour to get to the doctor's. Life sure is good when it's easygoing, huh? FML
Today, I was driving home from a friend's house after a night of partying. Suddenly, I had to poop worse than I ever had to in my entire life. The pain was so bad I had to pull over and pretend to be checking my tires while I let out the entire contents of my bowels onto the road. FML
Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML
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annoyedchild 17
Diarrhea wasn't dramatic enough?
xoamy906 25
That was its way of saying "**** you, I'm real"
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frip_fml 9
Soggy ass.
HeartOfLead 24
In solitude is way better than the second you got up at work. But, something tells me they knew it was real, and they were patiently waiting for you to get the MudButts.
lylotrezor 20
That sucks ass. I mean your ass sucks. I mean it leaks. Oh, you know what I mean.
kpc2424 13
Sounds to me like a "rear effect"
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
"Anal seepage"...I love it! It is understandable that they chose to use a euphemism like that, but really? It's like they didn't want people to take it seriously.
wowthatissad 9
That's nasty. I hate mess with bad side affects
swordidfate 13
Did you people NOT hear the Jeff Foxworthy joke?
SmittyJA24 26
How bad is this side effect? Depends.....
fsomelife 26
What are you taking??
Adobe71 2
OP is probably taking orlistat, marketed under the brand names Alli or Xenical. It's used for weight loss and works by reducing absorption of dietary fats. Unfortunately, that means 1/4 people have oily shit, which is sometimes uncontrollable. I don't know about you, but I'll stick to good old diet and exercise.
Waredo_Dyrge 11
Sorry OP, but you deserved it. You should have taken the label a bit more seriously. I hope you have learned a valuable lesson.