Today, I went on a new medicine. One of the listed side-effects was "anal seepage" and I spent the better part of the day laughing with my coworkers about how it's "not a real side-effect". I found out that it really is while stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the way home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ass decided that it was the perfect day to exhibit the diarrhea side-effect of medicine I'm taking. I definitely made a lasting impression on my interviewer. FML
Today, I took some new allergy medicine I had never tried before, and I didn't bother reading the side effects. I then went to school. It was almost an hour before dismissal when I had felt a warm feeling on my legs. One of the side effects to my new medicine was bladder control problems. FML
Today, I tested a new drug designed to fight headaches. It had quite an effect on me, more specifically side effects: nausea, dizzyness and diarrhea. FML
Today, I'm on a medication that really dehydrates my skin. I thought split lips were the worst side effects. Other split orifices make a trip to the toilet a literal pain in the arse. No sign of stopping in the near future. FML
Today, after 8 days of being on a medication that makes it hard to go to the bathroom and no luck taking laxatives and drinking coffee and apple juice, I finally got to go. Too bad I was at my desk at work when it happened. I washed out my pants in the bathroom and got to sit in wet pants for 4 hours. FML
Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML
Today, I accidentally took an Ex Lax instead of an Immodium. It's gonna be a fun night. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for advice on the horrid diarrhea problem I have, because I go every thirty minutes. Luckily, I had two very big stool samples to give my doctor when I got there. Why? Due to slow drivers and hitting ALL the red lights, it took an hour to get to the doctor's. Life sure is good when it's easygoing, huh? FML
Today, I was driving home from a friend's house after a night of partying. Suddenly, I had to poop worse than I ever had to in my entire life. The pain was so bad I had to pull over and pretend to be checking my tires while I let out the entire contents of my bowels onto the road. FML
Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML
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Top comments
annoyedchild 17
Diarrhea wasn't dramatic enough?
xoamy906 25
That was its way of saying "**** you, I'm real"
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Comments (63)
flockz 20
where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
alwayswinning123 7
Tum tum tums!
roza043 14
You jingzed it, therefore YDI. Never laugh at something that may happen to you
Accept 11
YDI? No one deserves to be put into a situation like that ever not even OP.
doodlecloud 27
Could you possibly mean 'jinxed'?
hcollins1 18
If you look at her profile at the badges, she has clicked 'YDI' over a hundred times. Just ignore her!
iAlissa 34
#16, I don't mean to be cruel... Wait. Yes I do. Shut up.
iwasborn_naked 14
nothing like a bit of anal seepage to finish the day!
Ranimal 12
Hopefully for your sake its not a long term medication.
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
I can see why you'd think 'it wasn't real' considering how prescription's always list fictional side-effects for the comedic value.
Helliving 5
I don't think he was actually referring to it being "real" but more along the lines of it actually happening to him. Side effects are listed, not based on how often they happen but if they happen at all, for legal reasons. So the fact that this actually happened to him is surprising in itself. Chances are it happens very infrequently.
chelseaaababyyy 17
Between yours and 13's comment, this FML has made my morning.
worldclassrager 41
Side affects are not intended but usually happen hope you can get off it soon...or find a herbal alternative...
Jenn2021 8
You've now learned; anal seepage is no joke. Never make that mistake again.
confusedAsFuck 34
It's sad you had to learn the truth while in traffic. That sucks **** and leaks liquid filth
thrAsHeRr9081 16
You make it sound like sucking **** is a bad thing lol
Trish01 23
At least you were alone in your car when it happened! Weren't you?