fractured_
Today, on a flight, I needed to use the restroom. The passenger next to me was in a deep sleep, and was very large, so I couldn't get out by climbing over him. The urge got severe, so I resorted to tapping him on the shoulder. Turns out he had some nice reflexes and hit me in the face. FML
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DeltaDragonxx 20
Well you know what they say about sleeping bears...
BillMurray_fml 12
You always have to fight Snorlax when you wake him OP
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DeltaDragonxx 20
Well you know what they say about sleeping bears...
RpiesSPIES 27
They don't let bears on planes, silly.
MortenM 17
Unless you shave them and groom their hair. True story
DeltaDragonxx 20
@46 You must not have ifunny!
missyfiona89 28
I hope he at least apologized.
fractured_ 22
Nope, he just said "oh, oops." and asked me if I needed to get out.
whatafuckup 14
Why would you disturb him
HeartYou101 31
Re-read the FML, that might give you a clue...
hippo1234 19
OP was about to piss their pants. I don't know about you, but I would disturb a person to avoid having to travel in wet pants.
Nordrag 26
I agree. this is a very good reason to disturb someone in their sleep.
mpkpm 19
Damn fatties..
meli1195 31
Damn rude people who make fun of others for their weight....
kingdomgirl94 29
Its also rude to punch people.
Mystery_Unsolved 16
How about we let you sit on a plane next to a rather large man in hibernation mode and then when you're at the point of wetting yourself see what you would do.
Queenie2014 11
Damn assholes
Uglyfeet 23
Did it affect your urge in some way OP? Just curious
Anata_fml 10
Got a hold of yourself OP .. just a little more
isisorchid 16
I hope you peed on him. :P I would've just hit the call light for the attendant to move him.
pessimistprime 4
I dont think the attendants bring wheelbarrows onto the plane.
BillMurray_fml 12
You always have to fight Snorlax when you wake him OP
xxrogerthatxx 19
*Pokemon reference*
DeltaDragonxx 20
orly?
ilovesoccer1610 31
No shit it's a pokemon reference #11
MrConcise 35
Snorlax can't use Fly without paying for two seats.
Khorlik 6
Wow @11, I thought this was a ******* Halo reference. Thanks for opening my god damn eyes
MattM95 16
I guess he is a deep sleeper and that's his common reaction. Sorry to hear that OP, I hope you're okay.
xxrogerthatxx 19
Reflex? More like highly annoyed. I don't see any one hitting in the face via reflex to shoulder taking.
isisorchid 16
Actually, I had a friend like that. We had to wake him by touching his foot. He still swung but missed.
DeltaDragonxx 20
yes, because if you wake up to a stranger touching you your just gonna sit there. (and maybe watch them burn)
crazytwinsmom 25
Vets who served overseas are prone to wake that way out of reflex and necessity. I've known a couple that did after being in Vietnam.
xxrogerthatxx 19
Oh wow!, guess I was ignorant. tapping*
DeltaDragonxx 20
tapping is touching!
scottyspot 11
I hope he apologized and offered to trade seats so you weren't trapped.
thatoneninjadude 14
I would have hit them hard enough to wake them up, then act like you were sleeping.
raphanne_fml 33
Yes, but we're not in a cartoon.
thatoneninjadude 14
No shit Sherlock !