Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML
Today, it's my husband's and my first wedding anniversary. I came home from work hoping for at least a bouquet of flowers, only to find my husband passed out on the couch, with a few beer cans next to him. I guess I missed the party. FML
Today, I woke up to my partner showering me with love and gifts. Confused, I asked, "What's the occasion?" It was our anniversary. Not only had I forgotten, but I'd also scheduled a gaming marathon with friends for the entire day. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML
Today, I surprised my wife with some new lingerie for our upcoming anniversary, thinking she would like it. Instead of a thank you, I got an ungrateful attitude from her instead. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, my husband drew a penis on every one of my cigarettes. It's a new pack. FML
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Today, I thought I would be cute for my one year anniversary with my girlfriend, so I cooked a three course meal for her with candles and rose petals on the floor. She loved the dinner, except now she's passed out in a food coma upstairs while I'm left with the dishes. FML
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Top comments
shiroun 0
Hey, he's trying to make you happy. I mean if he got flowers they might outlive you.
Cerataphora 0
YDI for smoking.
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Comments (177)
Boobles89 9
Haha, YDI for smoking.
lizzymccallum 0
that's wat u get 4 smoking. it's SO disgusting.
niswisk 3
i would be estatic! its a useful thoughtful gift! why does everything have tobe flowers diamonds and everything expensive! my man buys me A pack of ciggerattes and im happy as hell. in my eyes ur lucky as shit for getting 2!
ExNL_WaRRioR 0
Maybe if you were smart, and did not smoke, he would have been forced to get you something else, like a bouquet of flowers...
hrkgurl522 6
* cough cough* quite smoking * cought cough* Oh wait you cough a lot becuase YOU SMOKE
Yolandababy2 14
An that's when you go get him a gift. Tell him il be right back imma go get your gift and don't come back for a couple of days
jayyvonblood 18
I'd like the cigarettes better.
esfox83 17
You deserve it for smoking cancer sticks
mattrd_fml 31
Maybe you shouldn't be smoking and you might get flowers.
swampbaby985 30
At least it wasn't divorce papers..