Today, I overheard my parents having sex. Trying to be the reasonable person I am, I dismissed it, realizing that sex is just normal. I quickly walked past their room when my cat ran past me into their room, cracking open the door. Now my parents think I was peeping and need therapy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I have accidentally encountered my parents having "sexy time" four times in the past week. I'm an adult. My parents are in their fifties. Their bedroom door doesn't fully shut, so I always get an unpleasant glimpse when I walk past, occasionally punctuated by my mom's pleasured moaning. Kill me now. FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
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mylifesucks0906 0
If they were having sex, why wouldn't the door be fully shut?
Amkii 0
The cat's a perv! Maybe HE needs the therapy!
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Comments (66)
Chrisham 0
#4, what's confusing is why people fail to realize that no one lets you explain in these types of situations... OP, so yeah, sorry 'bout that?
whatsthedealio 0
haha #7
FlyMeToTheMoon 0
Hahaha. #7 is right, maybe the cats the perv!
Mattyknows 0
You should have filmed it and banged it out on Youtube. I smell 1,000,000 views in one week. Ever seen Kevin and Perry Go Large? Another fairly good idea. Take advantage of situations like these!
sahreeg 0
#15 u realise they r his parents cut the cats head off then ull have a seriously reason to go to therapy :D
UnknownSadSack 0
That sick cat probably enjoyed what he saw...so yeah I'm with the others who think that the cat is a perv.
Dragos_fml 0
Hi Kathrynn, Life's made just of one instantaneous sample after another.You never know what the day would be like if you woke up 3 minutes later (or were born 3 min earlier :) ) But that is what life makes worth living. One CAN change almost all that is in the future. ThanX for making me laugh my ass of :-p Dragos. PS Did you watch Groundhog day ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMtWAcVy6-w One of my fav movies !
gkings18 1
nice comment... wtf was that
gerbilgirlplz 0
#7, he should send his cat to China for therapy... lol
k10tree 0
I hope you were able to explain things!
interventions 1
therapy?? really?? lol