Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to try something on, so I put my bag in front of a changing room and jokingly told her to bark if someone came near. She ended up biting a lady who was trying to get into one of the changing rooms. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
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simonsaysYDI 8
I can't help but wonder why she cares that there's more than one person. Do two people shoplift better than one?
Roevera 14
That awkward moment when the saleswoman asks, "can I watch too?".
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groupleader 7
Well yeah, because it would be impossible for the two of you to meet outside of the fitting rooms to give opinions on each other's clothes. Sounds like you two are closet lesbians.
stevenmx86 8
You know you're allowed to step outside of the room once you're redressed right? Wtf?
Arrawyn 12
"Wanna come in too?"
Marlie_May84 4
As long as it's a female friend I see no harm in that.
OfficeNinja 5
Should have said "only me" and then in a fake voice say "and me too". Then get into an argument with yourself. Pepper the argument with a few "if you don't shut up, I'll take more of the pills that make you go away" statements.
SwaggCapone 11
must be a female thing. you never hear of 2 guys sharing a dressing room. "Hey bob! come in here and tell me how i look in these jeans"
little_one 20
No but I am always in my man's fitting room because he has to have my opinion and it's easier them parading around outside the fitting room.
jujubunni5 9
Okay guys, I know this is complicated. But us girls find it EASIER to just go in the big dressing room with each other. Holy crap. I know. But unless you made sex noises the lady shouldn't of cared if your friend was a girl
little_one 20
My fiancé has a habit of keeping the door unlocked in the dressing room I went to grab him another size in a shirt and a sales women opened the door. He was only shirtless but he still scared the crap out of her lol.
perdix 31
And the saleswoman said, "Perhaps you need me to lend a hand, ... or two ;)?"
little_one 20
Best **** entrance ever.
dude1122332 9
66. Haha. Now, who wants to help me put on my iron-man costume?
mhopper 13
"Did anyone order pizza?"
Tanuis 3
I see nothing wrong there..