Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to move out. Excited, thinking he wanted us to move out from his mom's house, I said, "Yeah! Just you and me?" to which he smirked and replied, "No, just you." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML
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Top comments
MissAwesomeness 4
ydi for moving in with your boyfriend... who still lives with his mother.
Ioannes 0
WTF is this?? You live with your BOYFRIEND in his MOTHER'S house? My mom would've beaten me with a stick if I would even think of moving my girlfriend in with me, and I own my own place! What happened to the America I moved to??
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Comments (54)
purple_sarah88 0
He lives with his mother and smirked as he ended your relationship? That's not a man! You can do so much better!
ColdGold 6
Yeah!!! He lives with his mom and smirks??????. . . Don't let the screen door hit you in the ass on the way out and don't look back.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
It is not really a good idea to put yourself in such a precarious position with someone to whom you have no commitment. Hopefully lesson learned?
alexavb15 4
At Least He Didnt Throw Ur Stuff Out(:
dragonxalli 5
omg, this sounds just like my life. maybe i shud do that to my ex.
Ikz_Hustler 9
Spend his money on a new house then... WHAM dump him
Princess_Devon 1
that really sucks. if he's such a jerk, like he seems, your way way better off without him. i wish you luck.
KaSpEr01 5
Maybe he was sarcastic? (:
dufelbag 0
u are hot
missbrittanybree 0
I think that's a great way to break up.