Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to move out. Excited, thinking he wanted us to move out from his mom's house, I said, "Yeah! Just you and me?" to which he smirked and replied, "No, just you." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML
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Top comments
MissAwesomeness 4
ydi for moving in with your boyfriend... who still lives with his mother.
Ioannes 0
WTF is this?? You live with your BOYFRIEND in his MOTHER'S house? My mom would've beaten me with a stick if I would even think of moving my girlfriend in with me, and I own my own place! What happened to the America I moved to??
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Comments (54)
sviselli 0
maybe he is a mumma's boy and his mum is a total ******* mole... you're better off wiv out him. asshole
tahoegirl93 0
say, see ya asshole!
CallMeHush 1
His bed wouldn't be covered with stuffed animals would it?
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
HA!
chrstygrl06 10
I got the impression he was joking, but in the event that he's not then damn! OP, I wonder why he wants you out so bad. I need more information in order to make a verdict.
milly_wonka 4
I say dumb that loser he not worth it all he is ever going to be is a mommy boy
buckie123 3
ha ha...I think #21 is onto something...
klong91 7
Move out then make fun of him for still living at his mom's house.
techweed 12
nice way to tell you to f**ck off
Country29 16
Guess hes not your boyfriend anymore..... He probably wants you out for a reason. And is #21 right?
supertacowaffle 41
bad that's