Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML
Today, my sister woke me up panicking saying our kitchen was on fire, and we had to leave. She practically dragged me out of bed and all the way to the front door. When we got outside, she suddenly kneed me in the nuts and went back inside, locking the door behind her. I was only wearing boxers. FML
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
Today, my daughter locked herself in the bathroom having a tantrum after her boyfriend dumped her. So, out of sheer desperation, I had to sit in the kitchen sink for a pee, which is when my husband walked in with his mother and sister. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML
Today, my mom tried to worm her way back into my life by manipulating my brother into doing the dirty work for her. I pretended to swallow the bullshit and invited her over, just so I could slam the door in her face. My brother says I went too far, like he somehow forgot what a shit mom she was. FML
Today, I was doing laundry, and decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML
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spaerro 8
What makes this story interesting is the possibility that there wasn't actually a tornado going on at the time.
HelplessSerenade 5
I would probably throw my used tampon at her. That's just me though.
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Comments (154)
usmcheins 1
I guess you both were at that time of the month
Azula272 14
I can just see an anime cartoon OP flailing down the hallway with blood spurting out while her Roadrunner mom speeds down the hall in a puff of smoke XD
TrippingOnAcid 29
66 I read it as tomatoes too :')
laurenlovesjb 20
Wow I can't even imagine if that happened to me! But keep in mind that she did it because she loved you. But, tell her that not every breeze is signaling a tornado! :) Sorry OP, I hope the awkwardness fades:)
coolblue424 1
My mom has an intense fear of escalators. So one time the elevator was broken at the subway station and we had to use the escalator. My mom was crouched over, hyperventilating. I tried rubbing her back to calm her but she just pushed me away, causing me to fall on at least 5 people....
slients_1234 0
No more eye contact with your family and brothers best friend anymore, the memory is forever there! Haha I'm sorry OP hopefully this will never happen again, I wish you luck recovering from your embarrassment!
lovebeecharmer 6
That is ridiculously disturbing. I'm so sorry.
ChrisTheCalm 9
Better start plotting revenge for your mother...
unclebunny 7
Um how old are you? You can't just let your mom drag you from the bathroom while your in there. Politely tell her you'll be there in 30 seconds.
SnowWhite1342 4
That sucks, the only good thing about this is if ur brothers best friend liked u he probley doesnt anymore!