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It's just windy

By m…… - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - South Whitley

Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

spaerro 8

Sunday 5 August 2012 9:59

What makes this story interesting is the possibility that there wasn't actually a tornado going on at the time.

HelplessSerenade 5

Sunday 5 August 2012 10:00

I would probably throw my used tampon at her. That's just me though.

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megzzze 10

Tuesday 7 August 2012 1:21

Must have been a bloody good time mate!

phansmootchie 5

Tuesday 7 August 2012 5:58

somehow, I read "intense fear of tomatoes"

GoogieWithers 23

Wednesday 8 August 2012 2:38

Well at least the OP got the most embaressing moment of her life over and done with.

ashleylynn520 4

Saturday 11 August 2012 6:38

I think I would rather die in a tornado...:[ omg I would be horrified!

daps29 11

Sunday 12 August 2012 8:32

I've never seen a tornadoes before and I'm pretty sure I'll be scared crazy like that too I just wouldn't do that

Blahblah9921 4

Monday 13 August 2012 4:37

sorry to hear! but hey theres always worse

xxkacixxo 2

Thursday 16 August 2012 21:30

I would have died of embarrassment

dishsoap10 9

Wednesday 12 September 2012 16:33

...*clicks lock on bathroom door*

mollyjynxjax 28

Wednesday 22 May 2013 0:43

She broke in. That implies that the door was indeed locked

gators1995 30

Sunday 28 April 2013 2:16

Jesus Christ your mom was like a bat of hell!!! Imagine if a burglar broke in to the house and she was the only one there?

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