Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML
Today, my sister woke me up panicking saying our kitchen was on fire, and we had to leave. She practically dragged me out of bed and all the way to the front door. When we got outside, she suddenly kneed me in the nuts and went back inside, locking the door behind her. I was only wearing boxers. FML
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
Today, my daughter locked herself in the bathroom having a tantrum after her boyfriend dumped her. So, out of sheer desperation, I had to sit in the kitchen sink for a pee, which is when my husband walked in with his mother and sister. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML
Today, my mom tried to worm her way back into my life by manipulating my brother into doing the dirty work for her. I pretended to swallow the bullshit and invited her over, just so I could slam the door in her face. My brother says I went too far, like he somehow forgot what a shit mom she was. FML
Today, I was doing laundry, and decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML
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spaerro 8
What makes this story interesting is the possibility that there wasn't actually a tornado going on at the time.
HelplessSerenade 5
I would probably throw my used tampon at her. That's just me though.
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Comments (154)
muhrissaa 4
At first, I thought it said "tomatoes", but then I realized it was "tornadoes". lol stupid crack on my iPod. :p
Eila1996 5
I did that too!!
muhrissaa 4
Haha, oh gosh. I was just reading so fast and didn't take a good look at it. It's ridiculous of how many cracks I have on my iPod! lol
MichellinMan 20
get that sucker repaired! warranty FTW! (if you have one)
muhrissaa 4
lol I'm not sure if I do. I heard you had to show the receipt to prove you bought the iPod, but I'm not sure. I lost the receipt though. :(
mikeofthunder 13
Summon the devil - one soul and that guy becomes your bitch!
PokeMyBelly 5
That must've been embarrassing...
DarkJediLove 19
She didn't want to lose you to Oz and the Emerald City for fear that you wouldn't have made any friends at this time of the month!
GryffinClaw 1
Oh you poor thing. FYL
the_true_batman 10
Your brother's friend is lucky that he got to see you with your pants down, unlucky that it was during that time of the month. I hope you'll be living on your own soon, OP. Best of luck.
figitt 8
I think it's disgusting that some people think guys are lucky to catch girls with their pants down. I guess that's just me though.
CastielJ 6
wish I was the best friend
HelplessSerenade 5
Do you have a weird period fetish?
Pandacupcakelove 26
Oh my god! I'm so sorry, OP! I find it awkward enough to be around my brother's friends with all my clothes on, I usually hide in my room... I can't imagine what that must have felt like! FYL indeed.
fatmcfatty 13
you shoulda said dang it give me a few seconds
Corrupt_waffles 13
I read that too! XD
LGFUADnow 12
What a shitty situation
B3Y0ND 3
That has heen overused like OP's tampon. Also, here were no mentions of feces in this FML, so if a pun was intended, what was its relevance?
B3Y0ND 3
Been* whoops :)