Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams to come over for a movie. When I answered the door, my little brother ran up behind me, yelled, "Geronimo!" and pulled down my pants and underwear. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML
Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her place with flowers and dinner. She opened the door wearing pajamas… and standing next to her was another guy wearing the same pajamas. They both looked at me like I was the intruder. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML
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nerobluerose 10
Did she stay and appear excited?
Ninjasaurus18 9
Obviously she'll notice it was your little bro and not you ripping down your own pants and yelling 'Geronimo!'
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Comments (206)
jayisacooter 1
Always good to show your junk as soon as possible so unless you have a little dick you should have NO issue with this....if you do have a little dick you need to wear better fitting pants so that NOBODY can pull them down - nobody wants to see that shit
gofamilyguy01 0
I'd have wedgied that kid so bad.
Awsumuzzie 12
Talk about breaking the ice, your brother is quite pro at it.
Cloudberry 10
Little brothers: trolling since the beginning of time.
geod69 8
First impression always the best
anniekins 6
Let's hope she had a sense of humor.
fortunelady 17
On the bright side, something weird like that is a great litmus test for the rest of the relationship. If she throws a fit and leaves, well, do you want a girlfriend who's that easily offended anyway? If she thinks it's hilarious and doesn't flee, she sounds like a cool girl. It's good to find out these things early on in the relationship. Nothing worse than going out with someone who has no sense of humour/takes things too seriously.
retyi43 14
also good to find out early dimensions of genitals
fortunelady 17
True too. See, OP, this is actually a very positive start to your future relationship ;)
unicornsarereal4 13
Hahahaha xD that's actually really funny hopefully she has a sense of humor but if not FYL
The_Hitdude 12
OP: Damn, uh... *Door opens* Girlfriend: Hi! Are you ready for the... *Looks down* Oh, umm... OP: Its not what you think! My brother...he... Girlfriend: I wouldn't blame your brother for your penis size. Boyfriend: :-0 I have a feeling this is another reason why this is an FML.
challan 19
If it was small... Maybe he's a grower not a show-er! You never know!