Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams to come over for a movie. When I answered the door, my little brother ran up behind me, yelled, "Geronimo!" and pulled down my pants and underwear. FML
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Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML
Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her place with flowers and dinner. She opened the door wearing pajamas… and standing next to her was another guy wearing the same pajamas. They both looked at me like I was the intruder. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML
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Top comments
nerobluerose 10
Did she stay and appear excited?
Ninjasaurus18 9
Obviously she'll notice it was your little bro and not you ripping down your own pants and yelling 'Geronimo!'
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Comments (206)
Chad_the_Brony 0
The ultimate wingman. You might hate him now, but you wait until you're older and you'll be thanking him.
acmain 0
How old are you
momo1972 3
Awesome. Straight to the punch line
andy30ace 3
When he gets older return the favor
HyperSquirrel 8
Lmao! So I guess whether or not she stayed shows what she thinks of your package.. Since you posted this as an FML though, I suppose it didn't end well..
amsalwajih 0
I guess you can enjoy your night with her starting with what you would save for last
lmfb07 0
Keep that thang locked away... Your brother that is!
MDTeddy 13
I hope she stayed. That is a little funny.
noegginwayyy 5
Lmn
NFSMax 5
Haha. I think op you were talking to your brother a lot about this girl and what might happen. Your brother put two n two together. Smart kid!!