Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams to come over for a movie. When I answered the door, my little brother ran up behind me, yelled, "Geronimo!" and pulled down my pants and underwear. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML
Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her place with flowers and dinner. She opened the door wearing pajamas… and standing next to her was another guy wearing the same pajamas. They both looked at me like I was the intruder. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML
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nerobluerose 10
Did she stay and appear excited?
Ninjasaurus18 9
Obviously she'll notice it was your little bro and not you ripping down your own pants and yelling 'Geronimo!'
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Comments (206)
xCrazyMexican 4
Ah.. Classic but I think she will understand or never talk to you and avoid you at all cost.
Enslaved 38
Sounds like the beginning of a great date.
copo37 7
What a great wingman...
wisericky 12
Don't worry OP, unlike #4 I'm turned on by small weenies. That's why I go to Super Weenie Hut Jr's for milkshakes.
yummylicious 5
That might help break the ice. And maybe if you guys date, you'll look back at it and laugh.
erinchick1 7
That's funny! Classic little brother!
wisericky 12
Wear a belt next time? :p
tbenson0628 14
exactly.
SkoomaKi 28
Belts are too overrated. I use a rope.
joshhhh14 4
But then OP wouldn't be able to sag and have his pants at his knees!
Enslaved 38
Then you can turn that rope into a noose for mischievous bros!
fortunelady 17
"Dude, he's ragging on your cord!"
Epikouros 32
@37: I prefer using a cane.
SkoomaKi 28
#59 - Your profile picture... Is that a ***** going up a girl's rear...? Or am I just incredibly inappropriate?
Warm_Apple_Pie 21
LOL!! I thought the same thing, too, but I looked at their FML page, and it's a picture of a pig. *laughs* Sometimes, some of us are just too negative... XD
Arrawyn 12
Yum, I kinda feel turned on right now
The_Hitdude 12
That makes one of us.
fknprincess94 0
So ******* wierd you don't even know this dude.?
becka344 0
ROFL! If you two end up together, it would make one hell of a story to tell your kids. XD
pennies_lane 6
even your little brother thought it had taken too long, and decided to help speed things up a little ;)