Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML
Today, I discovered after 11 months, my girlfriend is finally ready to have sex. I discovered this by walking in on her and one of my friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
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Top comments
patiencek 0
well let's hope you can be a good parent if it comes to it. Good luck Op.
arieelxx 0
I agree, because everyone just loves wearing condoms for no reason. if she said she was infertile there is no reason to be wearing a condom unless one of them had an STD. so stfu and don't be such an idiot.
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Comments (191)
CrosbyBlows 0
You fell for her "I'm infertile"? Maybe you just have super sperm!
Veritas411 0
He deserves it for simply accepting her word about her infertility... How many guys have used the "I can't have kids." line to have rubber-free sex... only for the girl to get knocked up... Protection should be used by both sides unless or until you trust them 110% and and are in a relationship that can handle the addition of kids Nothing this side of masturbation and abstinence is 100% effective in preventing a pregnancy -- as long as a male(s) and female(s) engage in genital to genital contact there is a chance that a pregnancy can occur
boatkicker 5
I don't know..... hysterectomy and oopherectomy are pretty foolproof ways. Can't have a baby without a uterus or ovaries.....
FmyLinNY 0
*Very* fertile? I think she's having triplets or something.
ShadowPunkChick 1
YDI. Just because she tells you shes infertile doesn't mean it's true. Just because a dr. says she will never get pregnant doesn't mean he's right. Unless you are willing to have a child or get an std, you should ALWAYS use protection!
jayemdoubleyou 1
Unless you want a kid or an STD, always wrap your tool!
Oggle 0
I feel your pain. Me and my boyfriend were in the same boat a few months ago. That's why you always need to wear a condom :)
LMAO_atLife 8
YDI for not wanting children and still having unprotected sex
latinangel 0
It can happen where the girl thinks she can't get pregnant. I'm living proof of that. I tied my tubes three years ago and just discovered I'm about seven months pregnant! FML!!!
RedPillSucks 33
erm... congratulations?
Elksy 0
That's what my dad's girlfriend said! My baby sister is adorable.
lawlatyourfml 0
pulling out is an amazing thing my friend. busting inside is nice, but busting on **** is better