Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML
Today, I discovered after 11 months, my girlfriend is finally ready to have sex. I discovered this by walking in on her and one of my friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
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patiencek 0
well let's hope you can be a good parent if it comes to it. Good luck Op.
arieelxx 0
I agree, because everyone just loves wearing condoms for no reason. if she said she was infertile there is no reason to be wearing a condom unless one of them had an STD. so stfu and don't be such an idiot.
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Comments (191)
UpYoursInAdvance 0
Well if you knew you were having sex and if it is yours then YDI dumbass
birds_fml 7
YDI for believing her. Two months? You barely know her! There are LOTS of people who seem trustworthy but lie in a way that you believe them! Too bad you found out late though. There are plenty of women out there who desperately want a baby, and will lie (I'm on the pill, I'm infertile, whatever) just to get you to have sex with them without protection and then be all OOPSIE when they get pregnant. It's possible she really DID think she was infertile, but either way, if you don't want a baby, you need to wear a condom. Further, how do you know for sure she doesn't have an STD? She could've lied about that too. When it comes to such important things, always assume the other person is lying. At least you don't have an STD for it (as far as you know...)
deaper 16
dumbass!
sebbyd 0
she trapped you!
its_steph 0
YDI for having unprotected sex. :P
meanturkey 0
Just because a doctor tells her she's infertile doesn't mean she can't concieve, there's always that tiny chance.
gofkurselfahole 0
hey OP you are an idiot if you love her wear a rubber
M0llie 0
oh no that's what condoms were made for.
epeets 1
and now shes saying "Gotcha Bitch!!"
hipposrock101 6
#6 u can still get an STD if ur infertile or not, if one has it the other person gets it to