Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML
Today, I discovered after 11 months, my girlfriend is finally ready to have sex. I discovered this by walking in on her and one of my friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
patiencek 0
well let's hope you can be a good parent if it comes to it. Good luck Op.
arieelxx 0
I agree, because everyone just loves wearing condoms for no reason. if she said she was infertile there is no reason to be wearing a condom unless one of them had an STD. so stfu and don't be such an idiot.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (191)
ADiNozzo 1
Yea idc if you have a dr. note saying it's impossible for you to get her pregnant I would still wrap it. Maybe it's because I never want them but hey.
RVCA_fml 0
do u have an upstairs apartment??? ( bad joke??)
Quest_ 13
****.
islandhani 0
maybe it's a miracle?! congrats
savemypandabear 0
haha i can see it 'heyy...... so it turns out that 100% chance of me being infertile just happened to be a 99.9%......oops!"
recognizedd 0
never trust a hoe
RedPillSucks 33
Or a broom.
sallen0046 4
You should know better than to have unprotected sex in the first place. Unless she had fertility testing, and you were there to see the results with her, you have no one but yourself to blame.
ElMundio87 0
someone has trust issues
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
You can still get false results.
RedPillSucks 33
Wasn't it Reagan who said "Trust, but verify"
molil_4810 0
yay no marinus posting after anaxes commented on the other fml and said tht thing thankyou anaxes so very much!!
loski87 4
YDI x 10!!
loski87 4
why was my comment moderated? all I said was YDI x 10
PYLrulz 17
She just snagged you hook, line, and sinker. FYL