Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML
Today, I discovered after 11 months, my girlfriend is finally ready to have sex. I discovered this by walking in on her and one of my friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
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Top comments
patiencek 0
well let's hope you can be a good parent if it comes to it. Good luck Op.
arieelxx 0
I agree, because everyone just loves wearing condoms for no reason. if she said she was infertile there is no reason to be wearing a condom unless one of them had an STD. so stfu and don't be such an idiot.
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Comments (191)
Hubner24 11
Yeah she's gotta get that child support money! what a bitch! she lied to you and you believed her YDI!
brobbmobb 0
Congrats
beckyxD 13
Haha, wow. That sucks. 1. Just because they say they're " infertile " doesn't mean there's not a SMALL percent they can't have babies. It's usually about a 1 in a million shot, tho. 2. Doctors don't know shit. So if they say you're infertile, about 80% of them are right. That's how my best friend got prego. And 3. Infertility is NOT a reason to have unprotected sex. Just sayin.
GRACEN17 5
U kinda had that coming to you..., good luck daddy ;)
ItzWoopiez 1
U b Dumb
laurenberky 9
Congrats daddy... Jk
amiewithaj 13
I wouldn't say she's "very fertile" if it took two years
swedeNix 13
Think like this: if she lied, atleast u got a gf thats wanna keep u. If she didnt lie: whoops
bronzewolf2 7
you thought what the government wanted you to think
nick3600 22
Ydi for taking chances