Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML
Today, I discovered after 11 months, my girlfriend is finally ready to have sex. I discovered this by walking in on her and one of my friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
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Top comments
patiencek 0
well let's hope you can be a good parent if it comes to it. Good luck Op.
arieelxx 0
I agree, because everyone just loves wearing condoms for no reason. if she said she was infertile there is no reason to be wearing a condom unless one of them had an STD. so stfu and don't be such an idiot.
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Comments (191)
BeautyBaby099 18
At least he asked permission?
Cathrin 26
Infertile=/=sterile. Infertile simply means the chances of conception are slashed(as illustrated by the fact that nothing happened for two years), but are still there(as shown by the fact that she did eventually conceive). Sterile means you don't have a prayer of conceiving. On the plus side, this means she didn't necessarily lie to you, as several commenters seem to believe.
kuppler 3
my wife said she was 99.9% infertile and she is pregnant after 2 months of Cumming in her
Unlucky1232 20
how the hell does he deserve it? i mean if there's no chance of pregnancy (which was a lie apparently) and they both are STD free there's reason to have protected sex.
shannon23489 2
Why would you believe that crap? ydi