Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the doctor's to find out why I was producing small amounts of milky liquid from my nipples, even though I'm not pregnant. When she asked me to show her, I squirted on her shirt. FML
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Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
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Today, I was at work and a lady came in with a cake - I work as a nurse in a pediatrics ward. While we were eating the cake, she told us she used her breast milk instead of normal milk. Now all of us nurses have to be tested. FML
Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
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mamamiaaa_fml 12
it could be a number of things. my right one produces lotion the left one sour cream.
FmyLinNY 0
Well what did you assume the white liquid coming from your breasts was??
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Comments (214)
charlcielove 0
obviously either you or someone else has been playing with your breasts too much. I read in a magazine once that if you touch your breasts too much they'll start producing milk.
elysium20 0
Your body is telling you, you should get knocked up...see turn that frown upside down
abc1231 2
you should sell your breast milk.. I've heard a numerous moms that cant produce milk from their breast would buy it.. why not sell it.. since you don't have a child of your own
triggerit 5
perhaps you are gay?
GreatGeak 8
sexy or gross?
Ancarnia 0
Just don't lean over anyone's bowl of dry cereal, wouldn't want them getting used to the convenience. Seriously though, that's bollocks. I hope that gets fixed.
Pixelfish 0
and your a MAN! OMG
MrGordon 9
Epic win
gonzaval 0
interesting. ...!
CalGirl1990 0
yeah supposedly that can happen if your partner has been sucking on your breasts a lot... like about 2 months time approximately.