Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor's to find out why I was producing small amounts of milky liquid from my nipples, even though I'm not pregnant. When she asked me to show her, I squirted on her shirt. FML
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Today, I found out after a lot of panic and a visit to the gynecologist that the lump in my vagina isn't cancer. I was just constipated. FML
Today, I was at work and a lady came in with a cake - I work as a nurse in a pediatrics ward. While we were eating the cake, she told us she used her breast milk instead of normal milk. Now all of us nurses have to be tested. FML
Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
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mamamiaaa_fml 12
it could be a number of things. my right one produces lotion the left one sour cream.
FmyLinNY 0
Well what did you assume the white liquid coming from your breasts was??
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Comments (214)
jgarret3 0
Agreed, it is possible to produce at unusual times due to a spike in your Prolactin hormone levels. If you are having other strange symptoms, might want to talk to your doc about blood tests or a referral to an Endocrynologist.
Gramardam 0
There's a lactation fetish have fun...
lmaodudefml 0
oooooo that's like not normal =%
Bieberbabe89 0
are you shoure your not preggo??
DocBastard 40
Are you sure you passed second grade?
NavyAvi 0
or so you thought
gunnar_fml 0
That happened to me.... days before I was to begin my Master's degree. I thought my life was over. Turns out that it is a 5% side effect of any estrogen/progestrone birth control method.... don't worry... it only took 4 yrs to stop... fml.
satanclauz 0
right, it can be brought on by hormones. hell, even MALES have been known to lactate. totally not an FML, its a wonderful thing. its too bad people don't take more pride in what the female body is capable of. function before form!!! ;)
littlegamerboy 0
please guys love Brest milk. it's pretty good:p
LeonRules 0
make me cereal
zymi666 0
drinking too much herbal tea? :/