Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the doctor's to find out why I was producing small amounts of milky liquid from my nipples, even though I'm not pregnant. When she asked me to show her, I squirted on her shirt. FML
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Today, I found out after a lot of panic and a visit to the gynecologist that the lump in my vagina isn't cancer. I was just constipated. FML
Today, I was at work and a lady came in with a cake - I work as a nurse in a pediatrics ward. While we were eating the cake, she told us she used her breast milk instead of normal milk. Now all of us nurses have to be tested. FML
Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
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mamamiaaa_fml 12
it could be a number of things. my right one produces lotion the left one sour cream.
FmyLinNY 0
Well what did you assume the white liquid coming from your breasts was??
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Comments (214)
jose1760 1
Remember if you shake it more that two times your playing with it!!!
starberries 0
I don't think that applies to boobs. If you shake your boobs at all, you're playing with them.
xxwhatkatiedidxx 0
yes it can happen, I have the same problem!
nerdsgetmehot 23
That's unfortunate. On the bright side, you can claim that it's your superpower.
cecy08 0
Good idea Dr.ThatLooksSticky!
crankg 3
one month later she'd edit it "...i thought"
iheartglasses 0
Of course youre not pregnant. Pregnant women produce colostrum. The actual milk only comes in days after the birth of the baby. Im surprised none of that medical advice above included that little bit of info lol
Jossyve 0
and I hve been pregnant
starberries 0
Any particular reason you're sharing that info with us...?
noaige 6
someones in heat!!!! (your body is telling you to have a baby!)
rickusa 1
can I have taste it ???
BrzlnBrwni 0
you can actually grow them bigger now if you start pumping them. the beauty of lactating.