Today, I went out to eat with my aunt and uncle, I barely looked at the male waiter because I'm a shy person. Then my uncle said, "YOU SHOULD TAKE OUT MY NIECE! She's never dated in her life." I'm 19 and my matchmaker is my uncle. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, I went to dinner with my husband's family to celebrate our nephew's birthday. He spent the entire dinner flirting with his sister, then got offended when I said that his behavior was weird. FML
Today, I had my first date with this guy I really like, who came to pick me up. Once I got into his car, my uncle comes out of the house and yells "Remember, pregnant girls aren't allowed to drink." FML
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, I read a message from someone on Instagram asking if I wanted to "hook up with a nice guy sometime." It was my uncle – he doesn't recognize his own family before messaging them. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be my cousin's ex. Awkward doesn't even begin to describe it. We spent the entire dinner avoiding eye contact and pretending not to know each other. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy my friend convinced me would be perfect for me. He took me to McDonald's. His father was with him the whole entire time. He's 27. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating took me to a dinner party at a couple's house. Halfway through dinner, I realized they were having the dinner party for the sole purpose of introducing him to their recently single daughter. FML
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thepokeduck 0
Your uncle is probably telling you that you should come out of your shell. Being shy is all well and good, but you can't let your life pass by.
Tobias_Grey 0
I've never dated either, so my older sister does this to me. Only, the guys are usually more interested in her when she brings up the subject. *sigh* Being shy and 19 just don't mix, do they?
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thatswasup 0
Guys wanna hear a Mexican joke? If your in mexico where do you hide the money? Underneath the soap!!!! Hahahaha XD sorry but I heard that one 2day and had 2 get it out
CodeMan16 0
kinda sounds like something my own late uncle would have done he joked around all the time
CodeMan16 0
and btw to the people wondering about the wording of the niece thing, the waiter was not his niece the OP was, he was addressing the statement to the waiter which is what made it embarrassing
CodeMan16 0
and btw to the people wondering about the wording of the niece thing, the waiter was not his niece the OP was, he was addressing the statement to the waiter which is what made it embarrassing
fmylife_hardcore 0
Nice. But at least he doesn't try and hook you up with one of his asshole friends.
Gummybears4life 0
aww how cute lol he's just trying to help you out
fmlurlife 0
ya. he sounds like a good uncle to me
rndg 0
Your uncle is awesome!
hallve 0
I hate that my Mom does it all the time
cindayy77 0
none of my uncles would do that xD
condog95 0
you can sue your uncle for imbreeding