Dog fart
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
It's a gas gas gas
Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML
Top comments
yeahyourjealous 0
i read "CPAP" as CRAP. it made it a whole lot funnier.
AmuletOfNight 5
Owned
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (223)
chuy92 0
oh damn, that is the worst thing I have read on this website!! "your life sucks" takes on a whole new meaning here!!
kaila1999rox 7
I laughed!!
Feedmyaddiction5 14
I feel bad that this happened to you, but i feel worse for giggling when I read it lol
helloimjoshlol 0
lol
pickles2b2 4
HAHAHAHA I just died!
2013bchan41 20
Well that stinks :D
browneyed 7
sorry to hear that, but funniest fml i've read all day xD
amanda022394 6
That stinks!
HipsterFox 3
This, is my new favorite FML :P
zeck27 4
Definitely one one the most unique fml posts I have ever seen!