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Dog fart This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

It's a gas gas gas

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

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i read "CPAP" as CRAP. it made it a whole lot funnier.

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that's horrible!

serenaaaa_fml 0

haahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahhahahaha

I read this yesterday morning and I'm still laughing uncontrollably at the imagery. Can someone PLEASE turn this into an illustrated FML?

Every CPAP I have ever heard of works by sending a continuous stream of air through a mask that you wear over your nose and mouth... it sounds like you are describing a dehumidifier not a CPAP.

LOL. favorite fml

piepieburger 0

HA!

I laughed my ass off.

YDI for getting the dog that pwans noobs!

more like CRAP machine now lol

Lol! how random is that!?