Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother-in-law flushed my pain medicine because she believes I’ve been using it too long and I’m addicted. I had surgery four days ago. FML
Today, my older, pill-addicted brother, came over to visit with me. After he left, I realized all my Vicodin was gone. I got my wisdom teeth removed two hours ago. FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML
Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict, and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, I came home from surgery to remove my tonsils. It's a much better surgery to have as a kid, because when you get older it's much more painful. I didn't know my mom liked pain killers. I do now, because I have none left and I haven't even taken any yet. FML
Today, after having surgery, I called my family to tell them I was out, safe, and on my way home. The first thing they asked was if they could "borrow" some of my pain meds. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
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ColdplaySucks 18
How can some parents be this stupid? It baffles me.
MrConcise 35
Let me throw out my computer so I don't become a **** star.
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Comments (150)
TheChipster91 5
Your mom probably pocketed them to feed her addiction.
superdom 12
Never took mine either hang in there
TallMist 32
This just proves that parents, no matter of good/bad intentions, are not always right.
carebear111 9
Take away her Midol.
FlyingLeumer 19
Wow. What confidence the mother has.
Mizzesbestie 13
Omg we have the same name! Well middle name lol sorry that was irrelevant anyways it sucks hairy monkey balls that your mom would do that.
worldclassrager 41
It's very hard to get addicted to meds now depending on what was prescribed that might have set off your mother...the case of it being morphine I can see a bit of logic but honestly that's nuts...
phatdaddy62 23
I just had neck surgery Monday afternoon. If anyone throws out my pain pills, there will be a death among us!
wizardofozzy68 7
I am so sorry. I recently had the same procedure and can't even begin to imagine how much that would piss me off. I know that I was in a lot of pain. That sounds horrible.
D3ATHZ3RO 15
2 words bad parenting