Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML
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Today, my mother-in-law flushed my pain medicine because she believes I’ve been using it too long and I’m addicted. I had surgery four days ago. FML
Today, my older, pill-addicted brother, came over to visit with me. After he left, I realized all my Vicodin was gone. I got my wisdom teeth removed two hours ago. FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML
Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict, and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, I came home from surgery to remove my tonsils. It's a much better surgery to have as a kid, because when you get older it's much more painful. I didn't know my mom liked pain killers. I do now, because I have none left and I haven't even taken any yet. FML
Today, after having surgery, I called my family to tell them I was out, safe, and on my way home. The first thing they asked was if they could "borrow" some of my pain meds. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
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ColdplaySucks 18
How can some parents be this stupid? It baffles me.
MrConcise 35
Let me throw out my computer so I don't become a **** star.
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Comments (150)
SmilieAKD 20
Has anyone here actually had their wisdom teeth pulled? They put you on prescription ibuprofen. Can you even get addicted to that? At least that's what they gave me.
russianspy1234 11
That's what they gave you... Maybe it depends on the doctor and/or when you have them pulled? They put me on Vicodin, and I'm really glad they did because the pain was horrific.
TheDrifter 24
Prescription ibuprofen is usually only given to those under 16 or deemed an addiction or trafficking risk. The rest of us get stronger stuff for less frequent dosages.
horneyhic 15
They gave me Tylenol 3 course I never took any
CharresBarkrey 16
They gave me Percocet, which I never took because my dad stole them all before I could. But anyway, YOUR doctor is not EVERYONE'S doctor. Each doctor has their own preferences, and every case is unique.
DanceGenius1205 5
No, no you can't.
mrslewis 16
I was suppose to get mine pulled out today too! Doc said the nerve is too close to the tooth n if i pull it out i can damage it which will cause to half of my face to be numb for the rest of my live :/
knotcool 15
That bastard...
mrslewis 16
He still wanted to pull it out so he is a bastard
DocBastard 40
Hey hey hey! Careful, I've got my eyes on you two...
nurchok 15
#31, I feel ya: I had the same problem, but my dentist is awesome, he sent me to an "Oral and maxillofacial surgery clinic" to have them removed. I only needed the pain killers for one day though...
Dynosaur_dollie 38
well actually it does happen, some prescription meds can fetch some decent money on the streets. Although unless op has history of dealing drugs the mum was definitely overreacting. I am also confused how he would become addicted and sell them, typically you don't sell what you're addicted to.
Huddisher 10
She sounds nuts.
perdix 31
Your mom must have lost her wisdom teeth a long time ago! She's be lucky for you to be entrepreneurial enough to become a drug dealer -- you were just going to become a plain old addict.
LookAttMyyLifee 12
She's looking out for you at least.
Perdition25 12
You must have never had your wisdom teeth removed.
rob02 19
Man, that sucks
kra1985 8
Oh man op! I feel for you i just had all 4 of mine removed and i cant even open my mouth! Wish i could give you some of my pain medicine!
timss4 19
At least you'll prosper in a profession better than drug dealing now thanks to your mothers..... Stupidity lol
TheDrifter 24
I deliver to drug stores, you'd be surprised how many people take half and sell half of their month's prescription then come in a week after refill begging for more. I guess they never listened to Easy E. You don't get high off your own supply.